The first time I did an interview with Glenn Beck it was over the phone. We talked about my first book then he told me to put the phone down and leave the room while he talked about me. Today I was physically present for the interview. We talked about my second book yet he ultimately asked me to leave the room so he could talk about me. There appears to be a pattern developing.

I took notes of the mistakes I made during this interview:

  • Said the name of the book only 23 times.
  • Should have gazed lovingly at camera to convey warmth.
  • Didn’t mention Twitter page.
  • Should have fallen to knees and begged audience to help me knock Glenn Beck’s Original Argument out of the top three.