***Breaking News***

The Obama administration has announced that the D.C. earthquake occurred along an obscure and relatively unknown fault line, reportedly known as “Bush’s Fault.”

The Daily Caller has the latest on this developing news here.

Update
The DC Earthquake is now on Twitter.

New fault line discovered beneath Washington, D.C.

Update II
Military blogger Michael Yon scolds the sissies at the Pentagon for panicking over a little earthquake:

Pentagon Evacuated?

Got an email from a friend that the Pentagon evacuated, and I see reports saying the same. Get back to work you Pentagon shammers! If the military panics, everybody panics. The Pentagon took a direct hit from an airliner and is still there. The Japanese will be laughing at the Pentagon. Get back to work you bunch of Pentagon ninnies. We have wars to run.

In other news, FamousDC captured this image of the sheer devastation in suburban D.C. in the aftermath of today’s quake:

New fault line discovered beneath Washington, D.C.

Update III
Workers waiting outside for the “all clear” from building engineers made the most of being stranded near a bar following today’s tremors in DC:

New fault line discovered beneath Washington, D.C.

Yes, those are beers.  And no, it wasn’t 5 o’clock.  I’m going to assume that they were using alcohol to help calm their nerves and aren’t merely raging alcoholics using an earthquake as an excuse to drink on company time.