If 1,000-page health care bills are too much for Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich.) to read, we may have some good news for him…

H.R.2587 — A bill to “prohibit the National Labor Relations Board from ordering any employer to close, relocate, or transfer employment under any circumstance” — is not even one full page in length. Can you and your colleagues handle this one, Mr. Conyers?

The bill passed the House this morning and is now headed to the Senate where Democrats will undoubtedly ignore it.

Update:
Blaze executive editor Chris Field points out that a PDF copy of H.R. 2587 is actually four pages when you print it out. I still contend, however, that the entire bill would fit on one page if Congress didn’t hate the planet.