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Obama’s Consumer safety commission warns that Halloween might kill you
- Posted on October 28, 2011 at 3:48pm by
Meredith Jessup
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Halloween is almost here – do you have your flame-resistant, light-reflective and well-fitting costume ready?
As Reason notes, the Obama administration’s Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) wants you to be prepared for the “candle-lit pedophile den full of razor candy.” In the off-chance you don’t plan to dress up as bubble wrap this year, fear not — the federal government offers this handy (not ridiculous at all) diagram to keep you safe:
For the record, your Halloween candy won’t likely to be poisoned or laced with other deadly threats. But as the Nanny State continually reminds us, we’re better safe than thinking for ourselves.
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go2gym
Posted on October 29, 2011 at 8:04pmObama and Biden dress as themselves for Halloween Safety Instruction.
Report Post »jcizarter
Posted on October 29, 2011 at 9:31amThere are some “dumb as a post” people out there. Like the lady in my town who did not know that her 2 year old fell out of the vehicle she was driving and she did not know that she has run over her child. OK?
Report Post »RestoreCapitalism
Posted on October 28, 2011 at 4:10pmGee Wally, isn’t the government great? They’re keeping us safe by telling us things we would never have thought of on our own. Tax money well spent!
Report Post »RossPoldark
Posted on October 28, 2011 at 8:19pmGosh, is that why they are called the elite?
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