
Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) showed up at a White House reception Monday sporting a busted up face. He broke his nose (which likely led to his two black eyes) while playing hockey, according to his spokesperson.
As fate would have it, the reception Kerry was attending was to honor the Stanley Cup champion Boston Bruins of the NHL.
h/t Politico



















































































































okredstate
Jan. 25, 2012 at 3:48pmJohn Kerry got three purple hearts in Vietnam. This is by far the worst that he has been injured. As far as Senators go, there is no one else that is totally worthless as this man is. Someone please tell me what he has done in twenty years in the Senate? OK, he named a post office, I’ll give you that, but what else.
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Libertyrevolutionary
Jan. 24, 2012 at 9:27amMy guess is that he was having dinner with Teresa and said “Pass the mustard”!
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cemerius
Jan. 24, 2012 at 8:59amMust have slipped into an OWS rally? To bring ketchup bottles for them to throw and realized that the OWS people don’t like him either! Freeloading Liberals Encouraging Anarchy = FLEA bags!!
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Highland
Jan. 24, 2012 at 8:54amPerhaps he didn’t respond fast enough when Teresa demanded a new bottle of gin, although the impact-on-Obama’s-buttocks is plausible. Either way, he deserves a Purple Heart. Again.
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Publius Novus
Jan. 24, 2012 at 7:35amSen. Thurston Howell III, prob. slipped on an ice cube while reaching for his scotch. A horse walks into a bar and says to Sen. Kerry-Hey buddy why the long face?
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Fitzzz
Jan. 24, 2012 at 12:10amTheresa woke up out of her drunk stupor, found him stealing money out of her purse, and hit over the head with his wig stand
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LiveforFreedom
Jan. 23, 2012 at 10:58pmKetchup Bottle gone wild!!
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Thatsitivehadenough
Jan. 23, 2012 at 9:16pmPretty suspicious that it didn’t make the news when he broke it ‘playing hockey’.
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captainclyde
Jan. 23, 2012 at 8:39pmI just don’t believe John Kerry broke his nose playing hockey. My guess is that Barack Obama came to a sudden stop. If you were to check, odds are there’s a bruise on Barack Obamas back side. I cannot explain why Senator Kerrys lips aren’t swollen – presumably they’re more toughened? Also, in case you didn’t know, John Kerry served in Vietnam. Just my opinion.
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********** hater
Jan. 23, 2012 at 8:29pmBarney Frank stop beating John Kerry.
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Kaoscontrol
Jan. 23, 2012 at 8:28pmI’m guessing he actually forgot to duck when the the boom on his yacht was swinging. He was ‘swift boated’ in the face, in a manner reminiscent of “Gin-gis Kahn”.
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********** hater
Jan. 23, 2012 at 8:28pmBarney Frank, you old h*mo, stop beating John Kerry!
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