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• Mateytwo Barreett

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 8:11pm

  And this is grass. You can bake it, steam it,boil it, stew it, fricasse it, BBQ it.- –

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• Peter Yohansen

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 8:07pm

  Michelle: “What did I tell you about eating cookies containing possible residual trans fats?”

  Girl: …

  Michelle: “Open up…”

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  • rox

    Posted on March 29, 2012 at 12:55pm

    “Eat this or I’ll shove it down your throat.”

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• Psychosis

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 7:59pm

  does this smell like communism?

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• LT-USPHS

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 7:57pm

  “What you do not smell is called Iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.”

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  • GUYFROMMAINE

    Posted on March 29, 2012 at 6:51am

    “Inconceivable!!!” Now that was funny.

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• pavepaws

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 7:49pm

  “A Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
  The medicine go down-wown
  The medicine go down
  Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
  In a most delightful way”

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  • piper60

    Posted on March 28, 2012 at 10:00pm

    In 5the furure, everyone will live on processed grass like this.

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• Dan_o

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 7:38pm

  “Uuurghhhh, uurhhhhhgrhhhg uuurguuhuuh.” (Translation: “Brains, Michelle want brains”)

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• Common.Cents

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 7:35pm

  Eat the carrot, Carrot

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• Brandon

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 7:19pm

  Smell that? That’s the smell of equality!

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• buginchina

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 7:17pm

  I already make all your other decisions for you, now let me just wipe your nose!

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• Bukow

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 7:03pm

  “It’s just a little blow…Barack did it and he became president.”

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• bjornskis

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 7:02pm

  here is your first free birth control pill

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• bjornskis

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 7:01pm

  take that cookie out of your mouth it’s not Muchella approved

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• rickroland

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 6:45pm

  Yes, it’s real cow manure.

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• HotFixIt

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 6:36pm

  Ahhh….If I present it in a non threatening manner with a promise of some future benefit…. I can get these unsuspecting children to believe that eating grass is healthy and good for them.

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• mdwarren

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 6:34pm

  OOPS! My primate genes just kicked in. Let me groom you and get dat lice.

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• Dan_o

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 6:03pm

  What is Prince doing with those two little girls?

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• Onlybev

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 5:59pm

  Eat this dirt. It is good for you! I promise…

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• TheEdje

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 5:58pm

  Ahhh Yeah, smells like chronic to me too!

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• TheEdje

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 5:54pm

  Yep, smells like chronic to me too!

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• Telcoman

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 5:49pm

  Spit out that cookie, you should be eating and selling carrots!

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• MayorJoe

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 5:38pm

  “Eat the damn bean! I command it!”

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• ZippyTheWonderMonkey

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 5:31pm

  It’s cocoa butter, you rude little honkey. The first lady can’t walk around looking ashy.

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• kangaroo

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 5:25pm

  Can I have fries with that?

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• Dan_o

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 5:16pm

  “Puff, puff, give fool.”

  Or

  “Hey, smell my finger.”

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• tharpdevenport

  Posted on March 28, 2012 at 5:06pm

  INVISABLE SUGAR COOKIE

  Or

  Talk to the hand.

  Or:

  sniff, sniff…
  “Pork chops?”
  Michelle: “Ahhh…..”

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