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Sheltered Kardashian mom thinks Kim could be mayor, for real

Apr. 30, 2012 4:08pm Eddie Scarry

At the idea of Kim Kardashian serving as an elected official, the reality TV star’s mother Kris Jenner said on Saturday while in Washington, D.C., that “crazier things have happened,” according to the New York Post.

Right. Does Jenner actually listen when her daughter speaks?

Here is a comprehensive list of crazy things that could happen and still wouldn’t be crazier than intellectual heavyweight Kim Kardashian ending up in an OfficeMax, let alone elective office (after the jump)

1. The Second Coming.

2. President Barack Obama stepping outside wearing only a tank top, athletic shorts and flip flops with socks on.

3. Newt Gingrich deciding it’s best not to drop out after all and probably hang in through the Republican National Convention in August.

4. The end of the Earth in coordination with the Mayan Calendar.

5. Lindsay Lohan doing an actually decent job in her upcoming role as Elizabeth Taylor.

6. Comedian Bill Maher repenting.

7. Donald Trump styling his hair.

8. Spotting Rick Santorum at a drag show.

9. Keith Olbermann shutting the hell up for 3.8 minutes.

10. The women of “The View” having a logical conversation.

What’d I miss? Leave it the comments section below.

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Comments (7)

stand_for_my_country
Posted on May 2, 2012 at 3:57am
If this woman were to ever win an official US office by election I will lose all faith in humanity. Since when does being a celebrity qualify you for a political office? At that, when has a celebrity that has done so little to become famous deserve a US office? If she ever got elected she would jsut be a female Joe Biden.

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LoveBringsTruth
Posted on May 1, 2012 at 9:24pm
Anyone else think she looks like the female version of Dan Savage? She has the spikey **** now she just needs rolled up sleeves on a t shirt

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biohazard23
Posted on May 1, 2012 at 9:46am
Joe Biden not derailing his train of thought.

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DaveOregon
Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:27am
Don’t know – don’t care – a lot like Jolie and Madonna – I’ve seen more and heard more fromand about then I need to for the REST OF MY LIFE!

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devildogger
Posted on April 30, 2012 at 11:52pm
HAHAHAHAHA That was OUTSTANDING!! Kris Jenner giving a class on how to rear modest children.

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jds7171
Posted on April 30, 2012 at 10:49pm
Michael Moore Loses weight.

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Seth Patriot
Posted on April 30, 2012 at 7:42pm
Maxine Waters guest speaking at a Klan rally.

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