On Monday, The Blaze stimulated your braincells with what sounded like a rhyme from the pages of a Dr. Seuss storybook (if Seuss had written one about government bureaucrats). The plot went something like this: Government is issuing a study to study a study done on government studies.

Not missing an opportunity to lampoon the administration over this most recent gob-smacking abuse of tax dollars, Glenn Beck broke the situation down in its simplest terms.

It would be funny, if it wasn’t so sad.