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Sen. Reid: Mitt Romney has a pet elephant

Aug. 3, 2012 1:28pm Becket Adams

The following is from a shocking* new report from the White House Dossier:

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said today that “extremely credible source” has revealed to him that Mitt Romney has a pet elephant.

“I cannot disclose the source, but he – or she – is extremely credible,” Reid said.

The elephant, according to Reid, was shipped in to Boston from the planet Neptune last March and his been living with Romney at an undisclosed location ever since.

Reid, who earlier this week charged that a separate “extremely credible source” had alleged Romney didn’t pay taxes for ten years, said the tax and the elephant allegations were completely separate matters.

“The is an outrage!” sputtered Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) in an outburst during Morning Hour on the House floor. “I mean, a pet gazelle, maybe. But an elephant? It’s just too much.”

Reid denied he was making up outrageous, unsubstantiated charges just to get the Romney’s to disclose their veterinarian records. Some Democrats believe the records will show that the Romneys, in addition to putting their dog on the roof of their car, also put their cats up there and drove them from one end of Utah to the other.

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*Yes, we get that it’s a joke. We’re just going along with the gag.

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Comments (8)

floradaze
Posted on August 4, 2012 at 5:16pm
Smokey and the bandit and the elephant trunk between his legs. Ha ha ha ha….

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Verceofreason
Posted on August 3, 2012 at 11:28pm
A secret unnamed source told me, Romney has as much chance of being elected president
Rip Taylor.

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JimmyP
Posted on August 3, 2012 at 11:21pm
It’s that gosh darned dog of Mitt’s!

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watashbuddyfriend
Posted on August 3, 2012 at 5:13pm
Now, don’t use the Elephant loosely with Reid, because I graduated from the Elephant School! grin

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illinioshoj
Posted on August 3, 2012 at 3:26pm
I hear Harry tried to drone strike Mitt Romney’s dog for not paying taxes

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JayVee
Posted on August 3, 2012 at 3:16pm
do a quick hashtag search of #HarryReidisaPederast on twitter. Fun times!

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illinioshoj
Posted on August 3, 2012 at 2:08pm
I have more info that Harry Reid is an alien who likes land deals in vegas for his friends in area 51 I wonder what his Vulcan(Obama) father would think of this

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illinioshoj
Posted on August 3, 2012 at 2:04pm
I have good info that senator Reid is an alien and they like cowboy poetry

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