“I will not raise taxes on your patty cakes.”– IMPENITENT

Runners-up:

“Want to go for a car ride?”– LCALLDAY

“I bet you have a valid birth certificate, don’t you?”– THECROW2123

“There is no silver spoon in there!”– SEARCHINGFORTHELIGHT

“Change! Change! Change me.”– GALTLINE

“Now listen to me, Mr. Romney: Keep your foot out of there and you’ve got a shot!”– FENCEKICKER