The winner:

“I knew I shouldn’t have let the dog ride in the car!”– PATRIOTMOM

Runners-up:

“And then you put the mortar between the bricks…”– IMPENITENT

“It feels so wrong, but Mayor Bloomberg makes it look so right!” — SEELIGHTBELIGHT

Shovel ready –mmm mmm mmm.– SPIRITED

“Mitt warned me we’d have to clean up after these guys when we got in office, but I never expected Joe would leave me this! Anyone got some nose plugs?”– MOMOFTHREEFOOTBALLBOYS

“One small leap for man…one giant…”
“PAUL DAVIS RYAN! I TOLD YOU TO STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD!”– SMOOLIE671