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• noslave

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:53pm

  when i stole the election didnt think i’d actually have to work??being a comunity organizer was much easier!

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  • KickinBack

    Posted on September 29, 2012 at 12:38pm

    “Phew! Seven days on the golf course makes one weak!”

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  • SLAPTHELEFT

    Posted on September 30, 2012 at 9:01am

    ThankGod we found that video on YouTube! That was a close one.

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• Individualism

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:52pm

  headache from eye straining teleprompters.

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• tootsie roll

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:49pm

  anyone have any makeup I can borrow? beige

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• tootsie roll

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:48pm

  Is my MAKEUP STILL ON? I am only 1/2 white hummmmmmmmmmmmm

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• Ziggy

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:46pm

  Working up a sweat planning the next lie..

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• LTinUT

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:32pm

  The Great Barack provides the answer before reading the question:

  Answer: The American people.
  Question: Name the loser in my 2012 presidential race.

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• bobefann

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:29pm

  (Obama talking to himself)
  Dammit… Netanyahu is over there… don’t look at him….just whistle and act like you don’t notice.

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• bobefann

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:27pm

  Whew! That was close! Thank goodness the media has my back.

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• tootsie roll

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:16pm

  Whew!!! I HATE all of this work in this job

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• tootsie roll

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:15pm

  My goodness I am so thankful for people like this Obama phone women and the others who will
  be voting for me that Howard Stern interviewed. Even if they think Romney is black!!!!!!!!!
  Got you folks

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• Impenitent

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:13pm

  Whew, I thought I was in Texas for a second…

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• Impenitent

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:10pm

  I have a headache this big…

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• Impenitent

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:04pm

  I’m practicing my Snake Pliskin imitation…

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  • Impenitent

    Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:11pm

    edit

    I’m practicing my Snake Plisskin imitation

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• Impenitent

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 8:02pm

  Romney wins in November…

  Some one gave me the wrong Carnac answer…

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• Impenitent

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 7:59pm

  Third line?

  U, P, A, Y, T, A, X

  I told you I don’t need glasses

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• 24iconoclast24

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 7:53pm

  Whew! They didn’t ask about that stupid `bump in the road’ comment.

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• Rman3

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 7:40pm

  Whoo. That’s the last time I do an interview with Univision.

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• honeyducote

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 7:38pm

  Please get that woman with the Obama phone, some Obama teeth.

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• anOpinion

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 7:26pm

  “Whew! The mainstream media saved me again”

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• lcallday

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 7:25pm

  “Damn, Joe poked me in the eye with a big stick!”

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• Ohio4Tea

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 7:13pm

  “i don’t know if i can do another four years of this lazy job”

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• 82dAirborne

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 7:13pm

  “Thank Allah for that stupid video!!”

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• EddieZ

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 7:07pm

  “All I said was, ‘I think you’ve had enough hot wings,’ and Michelle kicked up her hind legs, and gave me a black eye!”

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• spirited

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 6:56pm

  Whew, it’s getting hot in this kitchen! Novemeber 6th is MY hope for change.

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• ShakeTheBaby

  Posted on September 28, 2012 at 6:56pm

  “So if you cover one eye you can see I am only two dimensional”

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