This pic snapped of Stu dressed as the Number One during last night’s TheBlaze TV broadcast actually seems to say just two words: “Why me?”

And the kindly response from Glenn? Just three: “Because I can.”

A picture is worth 1,000 words: Stu is #1

Fortunately, Stu’s a good sport and delivered his signature STUtistics in costume with flair (and a strategically placed Post-It note).

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