The winner:

“Uhhh, Joe…this isn’t what I meant when I said ‘MANDATE.”–KAOSCONTROL

Runners-up:

“Joe, do you have a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy WE WON!”– MEISTERMAN41

“After Letterman, Leno, The View and Jon Stewart I think we are now ready for Dancing with the Stars!”– JUJUBEEBEE

“Mr. Obama, let me lead, just this once.”– ANOTHERCOMMENT

“Its OK Joe, we already have the gay vote.”– SCREAMINGYELLOWZONKERS

“After this term is over… Michelle will give me more flexibility.”– ROB B.

“Wow Barack, you really do have a big stick!”– DAVID S.

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