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• LeadNotFollow

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 10:22pm

  “Hi, I’m Tweedledee”, “and I’m Tweedledum.”

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  • John 1776

    Posted on November 17, 2012 at 4:13pm

    “We should be able to work out a new tax proposal as soon as Boehner finishes up his glass of Kool-aid.”

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  • smyth

    Posted on November 17, 2012 at 9:57pm

    …… and as I put my hand up his skirt, she screamed like the little girl i know him to be.

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  • smyth

    Posted on November 17, 2012 at 9:59pm

    … as i reached up his skirt i felt …. well lets just say he and I both had a good time.

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• RedHorse

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 10:02pm

  Boehner laughing at Obama doing a Biden impersonation

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• HUGGINGMYBABIES

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 9:54pm

  This one time, at band camp……

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• MSBrewer

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 8:54pm

  Can I just pretend to say something important while you guys pretend to be standing for your principles. I forgot to bring my teleprompter.

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  • teacher5

    Posted on November 17, 2012 at 2:14pm

    Looks like a Thanksgiving Dinner appetizer, complete with a “Turkey” and a fake “Dressing”.

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• thecrow2123

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 8:47pm

  Ah yes, good times

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• Impenitent

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 8:27pm

  it was the leaves in the water that made us smile…

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• Impenitent

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 8:25pm

  and then I told them what they could do with their Churchill bust…

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• Impenitent

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 8:22pm

  I predict we’ll tax crystal balls out of existence…

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• 65Mustang

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 8:12pm

  Dumb and Dumber!

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• FEMALL

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 8:00pm

  “ Hey, Jill. More coffee?”

  “And, and..so..so..I’m an optimist..a ‘glass is half full’ kinda guy. Now..now.. John is an ‘empty glass’ kinda guy…”

  “So, I bet Boehner his flag lapel pin that he couldn’t say ‘Proletarian’ really fast 3 times.”

  “As Americans lose their jobs, I am announcing a new White House Austerity Program which eliminates 24K gold rimmed Waterford crystal water glasses for meetings.”

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• meisterman41

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 7:44pm

  Boehner:Come on Mr.President give us your best O.J.Simpson Obama: OK John, but just this one last time!

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• ksea

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 7:43pm

  So this guy walks in to a bar with a monkey on his shoulder…

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• Impenitent

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 7:28pm

  Obamacare implants?

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• Impenitent

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 7:24pm

  My twinkie was this big until the unions got involved…

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• Impenitent

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 7:17pm

  I thought we had Bibi contained…

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• meisterman41

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 7:12pm

  I think I may of got John to switch to menthol cigarettes like me?

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• Impenitent

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 6:50pm

  Our next environmentally friendly project to fund will be invisible clay…

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• Torimom

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 6:50pm

  Obama: “And I was :this: far away from bin Laden when I shot him in the head.”
  Boehner: “Are you almost done? Cause I gotta pee.”

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  • tonguetied5

    Posted on November 18, 2012 at 4:08pm

    I think you won.

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• GBTVFan_Non_American_Overseas

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 6:40pm

  “…and then they thought there was a real election going on…”

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• honkytonkman

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 6:03pm

  Joe’s okay but I really like John’s tan lines…………..

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• doglady

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 5:47pm

  John Biden told us that Barack has a big stick. You need to grow some big kajunas.

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• Kumo

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 5:45pm

  Boehner: “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends.”

  FOX Reporter: “I wanted to ask about the families of these four Americans who were killed. Sean Smith’s father Ray said he believes his son basically called 911 for help and they didn’t get it. And I know you said you grieve for these four Americans, that it is being investigated, but the families have been waiting for more than two months. So I would like for you to address the families, if you can. On 9/11, as Commander-in-Chief, did you issue any orders to try to protect their lives?”

  Obama: “No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”

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• canada 1958

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 5:30pm

  obama ) yes his Boehner is this big

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• canada 1958

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 5:29pm

  Obama ) yes his Boehner is this big

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• KickinBack

  Posted on November 16, 2012 at 5:14pm

  Obama: “I win…Again!”

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