Why didn’t this happen sooner? That was the question I screamed in TheBlaze newsroom when the press release announcing a Pizza Hut scented cologne from Pizza Hut Canada finally made it to America.

Pizza Hut Perfume and Bacon Scented Shaving Cream   Viva Capitalism!

Image: Pizza Hut Canada

But this is a “Good News” – “Bad News” – “Good News” story.

The good news is obvious. Pizza scented perfume is a reality. (I’m still mad that we don’t have personal jet packs… )

The bad news, Pizza Hut Canada only made 110 bottles (or so those cagey Canucks are claiming), and all of them are GONE! Pizza Hut made this rare release a gift to those who responded directly to them on Facebook. CNBC reported the official news from Pizza Hut:

“The limited edition perfume was designed to commemorate Pizza Hut Canada reaching 100,000 Facebook fans,” the release reads. “Only 110 bottles were produced and shared with lucky Facebook fans who won a bottle by being among the first to share their desire for Pizza Hut perfume.”

Back to the “Good News” department.

If you feel like you missed out on the Pizza Hut perfume, you can always order a jar of bacon-scented shaving cream from J&D’s.

Pizza Hut Perfume and Bacon Scented Shaving Cream   Viva Capitalism!

Image: J&D’s Store

The J&D’s sales pitch is as enticing as one might imagine:

Nothing is more powerful or captivating than the smell of bacon. It is truly the smell of victory (and breakfast). Now you can work yourself into a rich, bacon lather with J&D’s Bacon Shaving Cream.

J&D’s Bacon Shaving Cream is a high end, luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream for all skin types. It is best used after a hot shower or before an important date with someone you may want to spend the rest of your life with.

With just one use of J&D’s Bacon Shaving Cream, you will smell and feel like a champion. We image that this is what Vikings would have used this to mow down their impenetrable forest of man-beard.

And then J&D’s closes with my favorite line (and possibly the one that pushed me over the edge to order it).

With J&Ds Bacon Shaving Cream, prepare to be loved, admired and possibly be eaten by bears.

I’m in!  And if you are so inclined, I suggest that you act quickly… the site also says:

NOTE: We sold out of our first batch! Our 2nd batch of Bacon Shaving Cream will ship to you by December 19th – and it will make it for Christmas if you’re in the US.

You’re welcome.