We may be trillions in debt, but one thing you can say about the United States is that we still have a healthy sense of humor. When the Obama administration unveiled its “We The People” government petition website and promised to look into any issue that garnered more than 25,000 signatures, it was only a matter of time until We The People took it upon ourselves to make a mockery of it.
Case and point, this petition to “secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star.” Â There are now more than 27,000 Americans who have signed on their support for building such a fully armed and operational battle station –Â well more than the 25,000 threshold for an official comment from the White House. Â What say you, Mr. President?
We know President Obama isn’t a fan of nuclear weapons — I wonder how he feels about moon-sized space stations equipped with planet-destroying super lasers…
Fire at will, commander.
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tharpdevenport
Dec. 18, 2012 at 2:00amOkay, we build it, send up all ht liberal union thugs and Hoffa, then send Palin up in an X-wing to hit that one vulnerable spot. OMG, and she’ll have to use crosshairs.
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ronin_6
Dec. 16, 2012 at 4:07pmFor about 6 months I was assigned to US Army Space Command. I was just a guard at the gate but my kids thought it sounded way cool, especially when they were asked by teachers or other classmates what their daddy did for a living. Other kids “My daddy sells cars” “My daddy works in a factory” “My daddy works at a grocery store”. My kids “My daddy is a space trooper for the US Army”. Teacher “Now Conner don’t tell fibs”. Should have seen the look on Mrs. Ellis’s face when I showed up in ACU’s for the after school parent teacher conference to talk about my son’s imagination.
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BIGM32
Dec. 15, 2012 at 5:48pmDAH DAH DAH DAH-DAH-DAH DAH-DAH-DAH…..
He just needs the whole outfit and breathing mask now…
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Kupo
Dec. 15, 2012 at 1:34ami totally signed it
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Tom K
Dec. 14, 2012 at 3:21pmThe White House Situation Room has been the Evil Death Star since Obama took Office in 2009. The W.H. Death Star really proved itself during the Benghazi Disaster ! We don’t need no stinkin’ expensive Death Star.
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jaylew
Dec. 14, 2012 at 3:08pmI do not want this to be constructed unless Maxine Waters can be a Klingon warrior….we need to save production costs……..wardrobe and make-up costs count.
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