In honor of President Barack Obama’s second inauguration (and to raise the much-needed funds to pay for it), the Presidential Inauguration Committee 2013 has launched an online store to satisfy your every inaugural need…
Including Obama tube socks — $15 per pair:
An Obama can cozy to keep your Obama-approved unsweetened caffeine- & calorie-free beverage cold — $10:
Looking to waste more of your hard-earned money? How about this $100 poster? Or a framed panoramic photograph for $400?
Or really spoil yourself with a $7,500 commemorative medallion set cast in bronze, silver, and gold. It comes with ”a certificate of authenticity and decorative display box”!
Too rich for my blood.
For us poor taxpaying plebs, there’s this $10 shot glass – sure to come in handy for coping with Obama’s second term.
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Bohump
Jan. 4, 2013 at 2:42pmI know what they can do with the one’s they have left over ! .. ooooooooh ! .. Tthat hurt’s !
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AllAmericanGirl22
Jan. 3, 2013 at 3:36pmYou raise our taxes and then expect us to buy your stupid tube socks!!! Where is this stuff made anyway? China?
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Wolfgang the Gray
Jan. 3, 2013 at 9:00pmActually, these are made in Iran (probably) and are designed to tie together so they can strangle the freedom of American Infidels.
Maybe we could all buy a pair of the Obama Tube Socks, fill them with fresh doodoo, and send them all to the White House to help celebrate his innauguration. After all, isn’t this the perfect symbol of Obama & how he is full of ****? /8-)
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EdtheK
Jan. 3, 2013 at 1:57pmI personally would like to see an O for Amerika shooting range second amendment commemorative targets with the campaign’s big red white and blue O as the bulls eye. I would actually go for those. Better yet if they were the “Dirty Bird ™” type. They probably wouldn’t make those though would they? I guess this post will probably get me a phone call or a visit from the Secret Service too…
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moreteaplease
Jan. 3, 2013 at 1:35pmAbsolutely sickening! You couldn’t give this crap to me!
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MrSunshine
Jan. 3, 2013 at 1:02pmWhere’s the Obama toilet paper?
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LastDaysonEarth
Jan. 3, 2013 at 8:33pmRight here:
http://www.amazon.com/Big-Mouth-Toys-Funny-Toilet/dp/B003EN9S58/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1357263189&sr=8-1&keywords=obama+toilet+paper
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