In honor of President Barack Obama’s second inauguration (and to raise the much-needed funds to pay for it), the Presidential Inauguration Committee 2013 has launched an online store to satisfy your every inaugural need…

Including Obama tube socks — $15 per pair:

Good news: Inauguration committee now offering Obama paraphernalia no one wants

An Obama can cozy to keep your Obama-approved unsweetened caffeine- & calorie-free beverage cold — $10:

Good news: Inauguration committee now offering Obama paraphernalia no one wants

Looking to waste more of your hard-earned money?  How about this $100 poster?  Or a framed panoramic photograph for $400?

Or really spoil yourself with a $7,500 commemorative medallion set cast in bronze, silver, and gold.  It comes with ”a certificate of authenticity and decorative display box”!

Good news: Inauguration committee now offering Obama paraphernalia no one wants

Too rich for my blood.

For us poor taxpaying plebs, there’s this $10 shot glass – sure to come in handy for coping with Obama’s second term.