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Caption that photo!: Alex Jones

Thanks to CNN’s Piers Morgan, obscure and conspiratorial radio host Alex Jones became a household name this week. At least for a little while.

Here he is in the process of being detained by TSA at Austin-Bergstrom airport on Monday. He had refused to take his shoes off.

Caption that photo! We’ll post the winner and a few runners-up in a couple days.

Caption that photo!: Alex Jones

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Comments (84)

  • caulie
    Posted on January 12, 2013 at 1:26am

    Alex: Yes I did brush my teeth this morning and , NO , I am not going to show you!

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  • jcizarter
    Posted on January 12, 2013 at 12:42am

    Caption Contest Winner? What does the Winner get?
    I want a visit to the Alex Jones’ studio and lunch with Alex!

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  • IndyGuy
    Posted on January 12, 2013 at 12:41am

    I double dog dare Ya…

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  • labguy31
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 11:49pm

    I know you’re a terrorist but what am I?

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  • PaxVox
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 11:45pm

    “Listen to my show and then listen to Beck’s. You’ll soon discover that he repeats everything I say the next day. And that ain’t all sister, I had the idea for a town that I designed myself weeks ago and I was recently offered a trillion dollar coin for the plans.”

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  • PaxVox
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 11:41pm

    “I bet Beck doesn’t get this kind of treatment when he comes through. They wait ’til he’s on board to harass him.”

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  • PaxVox
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 11:38pm

    “I don’t care if it is ‘bring your grandmother to work day’ she still may NOT play ‘this little piggy’ with my toes.”

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  • PaxVox
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 11:37pm

    “I have a halatious foot odor problem and if I take off my shoes I could be detained for violation of the Genvia convention.”

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  • PaxVox
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 11:34pm

    “And did you know, that if you read the constitution backwards and substitute the word ‘chicken’ for ‘people’ it’s really just a smokin’ good soup receipe.”

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  • PaxVox
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 11:31pm

    “I know, you know, who I am. Now take the handcuffs off granny and I’ll undo my laces.”

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  • HUGGINGMYBABIES
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 10:58pm

    “Take your pedophilic stinking commie hands off my hernia you gold leaf wrapped baby eater!”

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  • phunkymunkey
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 10:11pm

    You’re in danger!!! You’re in danger!!! They’re POISONING your WATER!!! Do you hear me?? You’re in DAAAAAAAANGERRRRR!!!!!

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  • GBTVFan_Non_American_Overseas
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 9:12pm

    “Hey…call me maybe!!”

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  • tharpdevenport
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:10pm

    “I’ve SEEN YOUR HERNIA!!!”

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  • @bmoc_98
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 6:51pm

    Don’t shoot the message down with the message y’all..

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  • kilwil888
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 6:40pm

    “YOU SHOW ME YOURS FIRST, YOU FACIST COMMIE!!! ( Loud sobbing, in gutteral tones, begins….)

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  • monticellomatthew
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 6:31pm

    No, Officer, YOU have gold-leafed roasted baby in your teeth!

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  • Deep Space
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 6:25pm

    The 2nd Amendment, Batman Shooting & High Fructose Corn Syrup
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvIK4cmzeRY

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  • LeadNotFollow
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 6:11pm

    You tell that TSA screener to change those nasty gloves before she touches me.

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  • LeadNotFollow
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 6:08pm

    Don’t touch my junk!

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    LeadNotFollow  
  • LeadNotFollow
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 6:07pm

    You touch me and I’m gonna’ touch you.

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    LeadNotFollow  
  • LeadNotFollow
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 6:06pm

    You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?

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    LeadNotFollow  
  • ForMyKidsVA
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 6:03pm

    Who are YOU to call ME a conspiracy nut?! You are the one who sees a terrorist in the face of every kid and old lady and wheelchair bound person that comes through here!

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  • Norm D. Plume
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 5:56pm

    I TOLD THAT BAST*RD I WANTED THE REACH-AROUND! NOW I’M TELLIN’ YOU! I WILL *NOT* SUBMIT TO THIS KIND OF TYRANNY — I WANT MY REACH-AROUND!

    (This must be said in an Alex Jones voice, of course.)

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  • IAMINFIDEL
    Posted on January 11, 2013 at 5:52pm

    You want to see my hernia?! You wait ’til Charlie Sheen gets here! He’s my best friend and he’ll show you what a hernia really is!!!!!

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    IAMINFIDEL  

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