Thanks to CNN’s Piers Morgan, obscure and conspiratorial radio host Alex Jones became a household name this week. At least for a little while.
Here he is in the process of being detained by TSA at Austin-Bergstrom airport on Monday. He had refused to take his shoes off.
Caption that photo! We’ll post the winner and a few runners-up in a couple days.






















































































































Comments (84)
caulie
Jan. 12, 2013 at 1:26amAlex: Yes I did brush my teeth this morning and , NO , I am not going to show you!
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jcizarter
Jan. 12, 2013 at 12:42amCaption Contest Winner? What does the Winner get?
I want a visit to the Alex Jones’ studio and lunch with Alex!
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IndyGuy
Jan. 12, 2013 at 12:41amI double dog dare Ya…
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labguy31
Jan. 11, 2013 at 11:49pmI know you’re a terrorist but what am I?
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PaxVox
Jan. 11, 2013 at 11:45pm“Listen to my show and then listen to Beck’s. You’ll soon discover that he repeats everything I say the next day. And that ain’t all sister, I had the idea for a town that I designed myself weeks ago and I was recently offered a trillion dollar coin for the plans.”
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PaxVox
Jan. 11, 2013 at 11:41pm“I bet Beck doesn’t get this kind of treatment when he comes through. They wait ’til he’s on board to harass him.”
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ForMyKidsVA
Jan. 13, 2013 at 11:02amGood one!
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spirited
Jan. 14, 2013 at 12:18amYes,
;^> very good !
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PaxVox
Jan. 11, 2013 at 11:38pm“I don’t care if it is ‘bring your grandmother to work day’ she still may NOT play ‘this little piggy’ with my toes.”
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PaxVox
Jan. 11, 2013 at 11:37pm“I have a halatious foot odor problem and if I take off my shoes I could be detained for violation of the Genvia convention.”
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PaxVox
Jan. 11, 2013 at 11:34pm“And did you know, that if you read the constitution backwards and substitute the word ‘chicken’ for ‘people’ it’s really just a smokin’ good soup receipe.”
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PaxVox
Jan. 11, 2013 at 11:31pm“I know, you know, who I am. Now take the handcuffs off granny and I’ll undo my laces.”
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HUGGINGMYBABIES
Jan. 11, 2013 at 10:58pm“Take your pedophilic stinking commie hands off my hernia you gold leaf wrapped baby eater!”
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HUGGINGMYBABIES
Jan. 11, 2013 at 11:04pmThat should have been “…..fluoride dipped gold leaf wrapped…..”
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phunkymunkey
Jan. 11, 2013 at 10:11pmYou’re in danger!!! You’re in danger!!! They’re POISONING your WATER!!! Do you hear me?? You’re in DAAAAAAAANGERRRRR!!!!!
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GBTVFan_Non_American_Overseas
Jan. 11, 2013 at 9:12pm“Hey…call me maybe!!”
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tharpdevenport
Jan. 11, 2013 at 7:10pm“I’ve SEEN YOUR HERNIA!!!”
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@bmoc_98
Jan. 11, 2013 at 6:51pmDon’t shoot the message down with the message y’all..
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kilwil888
Jan. 11, 2013 at 6:40pm“YOU SHOW ME YOURS FIRST, YOU FACIST COMMIE!!! ( Loud sobbing, in gutteral tones, begins….)
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monticellomatthew
Jan. 11, 2013 at 6:31pmNo, Officer, YOU have gold-leafed roasted baby in your teeth!
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Deep Space
Jan. 11, 2013 at 6:25pmThe 2nd Amendment, Batman Shooting & High Fructose Corn Syrup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvIK4cmzeRY
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LeadNotFollow
Jan. 11, 2013 at 6:11pmYou tell that TSA screener to change those nasty gloves before she touches me.
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LeadNotFollow
Jan. 11, 2013 at 6:08pmDon’t touch my junk!
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LeadNotFollow
Jan. 11, 2013 at 6:07pmYou touch me and I’m gonna’ touch you.
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LeadNotFollow
Jan. 11, 2013 at 6:06pmYou talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?
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ForMyKidsVA
Jan. 11, 2013 at 6:03pmWho are YOU to call ME a conspiracy nut?! You are the one who sees a terrorist in the face of every kid and old lady and wheelchair bound person that comes through here!
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spirited
Jan. 14, 2013 at 12:20amVery good !!!
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Norm D. Plume
Jan. 11, 2013 at 5:56pmI TOLD THAT BAST*RD I WANTED THE REACH-AROUND! NOW I’M TELLIN’ YOU! I WILL *NOT* SUBMIT TO THIS KIND OF TYRANNY — I WANT MY REACH-AROUND!
(This must be said in an Alex Jones voice, of course.)
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IAMINFIDEL
Jan. 11, 2013 at 5:52pmYou want to see my hernia?! You wait ’til Charlie Sheen gets here! He’s my best friend and he’ll show you what a hernia really is!!!!!
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labguy31
Jan. 11, 2013 at 11:34pmI said pull my finger or 1776 will commence again!!!!!
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