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Megyn Kelly explains how to get ‘your porn name’

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On Fox News’ America Live today anchor Megyn Kelly explained how viewers can create a “porn name” for themselves.

It started with Kelly heading into a commercial break, teasing an upcoming story about EPA Director Lisa Jackson and a supposed “scandal” at the agency involving secret aliases.

“We’re going to speak with a lawyer who first blew the lid off this story,” Kelly said. “Without this guy we might have never known that Lisa Jackson also went by the name Richard Windsor. That was her alias which is the name of a pet and the name of her street that she grew up on. Which I think technically is what you do to get your porn name.”

Kelly explained further for those who didn’t catch it… “So, you go by your first pet’s name and then the first street you ever lived on. And that would be your name should you decide to venture into naughty films.”

And break.

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Comments (30)

  • kchercmech
    Posted on January 19, 2013 at 5:40pm

    THIS is news worthy? Didn’t every single person know about this before they got to high school?

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  • weims
    Posted on January 18, 2013 at 10:22am

    I must have missed something. With all the “important” news that needs to be braodcasted, as a news anchor she dropped down the list in my book with this “story”. Also recently when she asks a guest for their comment, in the mddle of it she denounces it…so far for “balance”

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  • WRXXXGeof
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 10:32pm

    Scotty Jenkins

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  • dadadadio
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 9:58pm

    I’m Mazie S. Tenth (S for South). I’d go by Hugh G. Rection also, except moviegoers would probably be disappointed.

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  • kiddirt
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 8:14pm

    Please, call me Wiggles Ewing. I didn’t see that one coming.

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  • obozo1
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 8:06pm

    Mine is the best ……..Joey Oak!

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  • OHChick
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 6:10pm

    We did this quite a while ago. My daughter’s name turned out to be Hillary Clinton! I am not kidding. Mine is so much better – Cookie Monroe

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  • Bulldog Bill
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 5:59pm

    I would be Toby Bowdoin

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  • thisisfutile
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 5:25pm

    Like Baaarb, I’d like to throw out a word of caution. Keep in mind as you publicly post this “porn name” you’re also posting answers to two common security questions. Which begs the question, why is this being thrown around in the media?

    Baaarb, you make VERY good points.

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  • garybkatz
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 4:18pm

    I like this approach better than using my pig latin name. “Peety Morse” is far superior to “Arygay.”

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  • JazzGuy
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 3:46pm

    Wow yes, she IS a sexy little thang, isn’t she? : )

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  • Gaaaah
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 3:33pm

    Sweet, I’m Sarge Gaylord??? I could be a decent career with that.

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  • tangstamp
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 3:27pm

    Megyn Kelly is just as cute as she can be. For her, I offer up my porn name Tink Virginia. I feel like the “Pat” of porn. Sort of gender neutral.

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  • pennhead
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 2:55pm

    Hello. I’m Chee-Chee Lilac.

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  • hongryhawg
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 2:38pm

    Hello. My name is Lightening Parkway. I don’t know. I prefer Hugh G. Rection.

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  • petitegirl
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 2:30pm

    I would be Bailey Baldwin.

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  • butane
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 2:16pm

    OMG, I’m Jack Geyser!

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    butane  
  • Baaarb
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 1:57pm

    Aren’t those typical security questions for credit? Example: what is the name of your first pet? What street did you first live on? What is your mom’s maiden name? Lol, Should we add our SS number to our “porn” name? People need to be more cautious in playing these games. I always see people posting on FB things like 25 years ago today, my son —– — —-was born at —–Hospital That often gives predators the name, birthdate, mothers maiden name, father’s name and place of birth. With a certain computer program, that is enough to get the SS number and if they “like” their bank…there is the access. Just saying, be careful

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  • woodyee
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 8:12am

    Bobi Montgomery – yeah, I can sense the women swooning over that one…

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  • intrepidorator
    Posted on January 17, 2013 at 1:09am

    UM.. Yeah.. That would make me Jack Center… hmmm

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  • TashaTchin
    Posted on January 16, 2013 at 6:56pm

    I don’t know. Buttons Florence just doesn’t work too well. The reverse would work much better — Florence Buttons, AKA, “Flo” (drag out that “O”) Buttons. Now, that sounds like a real porno moniker.

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  • Patroy
    Posted on January 16, 2013 at 6:39pm

    Chubby Thornton! No relation to the signer of the Declaration of Independence.

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  • delawarebill
    Posted on January 16, 2013 at 3:23pm

    Well then… You can all call me “Tinker Newton”. Ha!

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  • Kaoscontrol
    Posted on January 16, 2013 at 2:24pm

    I believe the proper term is “Porn Identity”…or was that a movie with Matt Damon?

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  • woodyee
    Posted on January 16, 2013 at 1:59pm

    Megyn Kelly…sharp, witty, bold and YUM!!!!!!!!!!

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    woodyee  

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