Too bad the attorney general wasn’t talking about getting to the bottom of Fast & Furious, his own gun trafficking scandal.  No, no — he was encouraging the federal government to crack down on Americans’ gun rights, not those of the Mexican drug cartels.  And he said it with a straight face.

If you want an assault rifle, you’ll just have to get it from your local ATF office from now on.  Tell them the Zetas sent you to get your 20%-off cartel coupon.

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h/t Weasel Zippers