Anti-gun nuts’ worst nightmare: Check out these REAL Hello Kitty guns

You’ve seen the story about the terrorist toddler who was ridiculously suspended for threatening to shoot a classmate with her bright pink Hello Kitty bubble gun…

Anti gun nuts worst nightmare: Check out these REAL Hello Kitty guns

Well, just for fun, I thought I’d track down some actual Hello Kitty guns… because they do exist.  And they are pink.  And cute.  And I kinda want one.

You got your basic Hello Kitty handgun, complete with a clip of Hello Kitty tipped bullets.  Available in reworked Sig Sauer & Colt models, too!

Anti gun nuts worst nightmare: Check out these REAL Hello Kitty guns

A Hello Kitty Keltec pistol?

Anti gun nuts worst nightmare: Check out these REAL Hello Kitty guns

Or an HK-47? (Get it?  HK?  Like AK?  No?  Ok, well, I thought it was clever.)

Anti gun nuts worst nightmare: Check out these REAL Hello Kitty guns

Alert Dianne Feinstein! There’s even a Hello Kitty “assault rifle”:

Anti gun nuts worst nightmare: Check out these REAL Hello Kitty guns

Who knew Hello Kitty was such a purveyor of arms sales?  All pics via Kitty Hell, a delightful website dedicated to chronicling all the ridiculous things tagged with Hello Kitty’s famous face.

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Comments (5)

  • AmendmentArmsInc
    Posted on January 24, 2013 at 12:15pm

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  • Therevolutionwillnotbetelevised
    Posted on January 24, 2013 at 10:59am

    Does the ammo box look like a litter box?

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  • 1FreeVoice
    Posted on January 23, 2013 at 7:58pm

    If that happened at my daughter’s school, I’d buy a BUNCH of hello kitty bubble guns and holsters, and offer on to every kid to wear to show support, and sell t-shirts …. I hope the PTA would get on board with me and help lean on the administration to pull the black marks from the little girl’s file. I would also support the family in their legal battle to sue the school for questioning the little girl without her parent(s) present.

    the right to keep and blow bubbles
    shall not be infringed

    O o 0 oO O o 0

    We could donate the profits from the t-shirt sales to the family’s legal fund.

    0 o O

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  • woodyee
    Posted on January 23, 2013 at 2:07pm

    “Hoplophobe” is so much easier to type and descriptively much more accurate than “anti-gun nut” – no pun intended.

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  • Mapache
    Posted on January 23, 2013 at 11:49am

    a Hello Kitty gun and the owner having PMS….that will not go well

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