Judging by his rodent-eats-a-pretzel video he posted earlier today, it seems that my friend Mike Opelka is waging an bloodless coup in an attempt to oust me as this blog’s resident adorable-animal-videos poster.

Well, if he thinks I’ll give up that easily, he’s sorely mistaken. There can be only one highlander.

Mike — I see your glutton hamster… and I raise you one Hamlet the Mini Pig: