The winner:

“Who’s wearing a t-shirt?”– EDTHEK

Runners-up:…

“I”m gonna give ya the whole load!”– SSN637

The moment our administration got tough with Iran.– RIGHTWINGTUNES

“From my cold, wet hands”– ATR631

“Who’s wearing a t-shirt?”– EDTHEK

“We shoot squirt guns all the time!”– RMAN3

“Its wepublican season.”– CPTENN94

“Finally, a little squirty thing that doesn’t require me to use a prescription!”– BIOHAZARD23