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The 6 Reasons Geraldo River must run for Senate

A Monmouth University survey released yesterday said 65 percent of New Jersey voters “would not be likely” to support Fox News host Geraldo Rivera, should he decide to run for one of the state’s U.S. Senate seats.

It’s a sobering number following Rivera’s announcement last month that he was “truly contemplating running.” But it would be a missed opportunity for him to concede just because one poll doesn’t show the momentum on his side.

Presenting six reasons Rivera must run for Senate…

1. He once looked like an Osmond– an Osmond with a few court orders in his name:

The 6 Reasons Geraldo River must run for Senate

2. During his late ’80s to late ’90s trashy daytime TV show, he was hit in the face:…

The 6 Reasons Geraldo River must run for Senate

3. He posed for the September 1988 issue of Playgirl magazine, which described him as “probing”:

The 6 Reasons Geraldo River must run for Senate

4. In the not-too-distant past, he rocked this hairstyle:

The 6 Reasons Geraldo River must run for Senate

5. He did this in 1994:

The 6 Reasons Geraldo River must run for Senate

6. More than a decade later, he’s still got it:

The 6 Reasons Geraldo River must run for Senate

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Comments (6)

  • Stab_friendly
    Posted on February 17, 2013 at 2:08am

    3 words….

    AL CAPONES VAULT…

    Just uttering those 3 words has to bring a chuckle to all that watched that hyped-up event…

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  • tootsie roll
    Posted on February 16, 2013 at 6:42pm

    Just another Liberal A.H. in Jersey I am sur he will get the latino vote but that’s not enough.
    I hope he runs so Fox News can drop himn he is sick in the head with his liberal opinions

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  • osborne
    Posted on February 16, 2013 at 4:17pm

    Where are the news clips from when he was reporter Jerry Rivers – which was his name before he came onto the national stage.

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  • Wisdom7
    Posted on February 16, 2013 at 12:26am

    Geraldo River? Come on don’t you even glance over this stuff before posting it? :-p

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  • Cosmos102
    Posted on February 15, 2013 at 10:28pm

    Explain to me why New Yorkers vote Democrat then, because Geraldo fits all the criteria except he’d have (R) by his name. Bloomberg was a Republican when he was first elected. I don’t get these people unless they’ve suddenly turned Conservative. Then it would make sense.

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  • FreeUsAll
    Posted on February 15, 2013 at 3:02pm

    Lol! This was one of the better pieces of journalism I’ve seen in quite some time. Well done!

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