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• MisterSarcastic

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 9:40pm

  Holy Cow!!! YOUR ASS IS BIGGER THAN MINE!!!

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• spirited

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 9:31pm

  Orange you glad for PBS?

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• spirited

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 9:29pm

  Come on now, look, look. You hoo…..Up here.
  I’ll count to 10 , –and you eat it.

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• SLARTIBARTFAST

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 9:13pm

  Breaking News: We discover why Big Bird’s voice is so high, and the culprit is Michelle Obama!

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• LeadNotFollow

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 8:54pm

  Big Bird: “Michelle, you eat that orange. I want a cheeseburger.”

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• READRIGHTHERE

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 8:50pm

  I am so thankful right now, I mean, if it wasn’t for you Big Bird, I was going to have to start flying with my husband on the same plane to our vacations. Whew! Dodged that bullet!

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• Smitty Smithsonite

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 8:48pm

  OMG Big Bird … I’m so high right now I could eat this thing whole …

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• KatyinIndy

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 8:39pm

  It’s time for my 3,000 calorie lunch….think this Bird would be good with an orange sauce.

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• TRONINTHEMORNING

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 8:32pm

  Two old birds hittin’ the juice.

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• TRONINTHEMORNING

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 8:31pm

  Just a couple of puppets on a string.

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  • ONLY4UANDME

    Posted on February 23, 2013 at 8:02am

    Troninthemorning:-) You have my vote .

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• pavepaws

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 7:33pm

  Okaaaaay. Who farted?

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• thecrow2123

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 7:21pm

  That’s much smaller than the egg your husband has laid

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• spfoam1

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 7:15pm

  I have a big bird for you, America.

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• thecrow2123

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 7:13pm

  Ok Michelle, that’s an orange. Now, let me get you and apple so you can see the difference

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• virgie morgan

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 7:06pm

  What do you get when you mix yellow and red?

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• FeliciaJewel

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 7:05pm

  Open mouth Big Bird I need to put this orange in there, get in pot… 3 hours later DINNER!!!

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• thecrow2123

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 7:00pm

  Michell, that flower pin is the one thing that just doesn’t belong

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  • thecrow2123

    Posted on February 22, 2013 at 7:12pm

    Michell, Michelle, not a lot of difference really :)

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• Berfie

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 6:56pm

  Big Bird: What will we do today Mrs. Obama

  Michelle: Today we will teach the children how to make the President’s favorite dish: Bo On A Stick.
  All we need is some Onions, Zucchini, and Bo…Bo…Bo where are you?

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• 82dAirborne

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 6:47pm

  “What the hell is wrong with you woman?”

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• noslave

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 6:45pm

  wish my husband had balls.

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• thecrow2123

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 6:39pm

  “Let them eat cake”

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• Army22rpr

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 6:27pm

  Now go and get your husband to eat.

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• Army22rpr

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 6:25pm

  Now where is that Mitt Romney!!?

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• Free To Choose

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 6:25pm

  “We are in the kitchen today, boys & girls, to make a healthy meal called Duck a l’Orange. But since we don’t have any duck, I’ve asked our friend Big Bird to sacrifice for the collective good and help us out.”

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• Smokey_Bojangles

  Posted on February 22, 2013 at 6:10pm

  Big Bird:My welfare check was a little late. I can’t live off of a mere $10 million! I need some more bling!
  Michelle: I thought you lived off of bird seed?
  Big Bird: Go buy one of my Chinese made dolls at Wal-Mart and try to pay for it with bird seed!

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