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Oh, goodie: More self-defense advice from Joe Biden

Thanks to Joe Biden, I’m now imagining horrific scenes of gunned-down Johovah’s Witnesses, mailmen dressed like riot police and maimed Girl Scouts with their delicious cookies strewn across a bloodied front porch.

If, by chance, you weren’t comfortable with his initial advice to fire off some randomly aimed shotgun blasts from your porch to ward off intruders, Vice President Joe Biden is back with more helpful self-defense advice.

In an interview with Field & Stream magazine, Biden has again argued that people should arm themselves with a shotgun and just fire at would-be murderers/rapists/thieves…Β through the front door:

Well, the way in which we measure it isβ€”I think most scholars would sayβ€”is that as long as you have a weapon sufficient to be able to provide your self-defense,” Biden said. β€œI did one of these town-hall meetings on the Internet and one guy said, β€œWell, what happens when the end days come? What happens when there’s the earthquake? I live in California, and I have to protect myself.”

I said, β€œWell, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door.” Most people can handle a shotgun a hell of a lot better than they can a semiautomatic weapon in terms of both their aim and in terms of their ability to deter people coming. We can argue whether that’s true or not, but it is no argument that, for example, a shotgun could do the same job of protecting you. Now, granted, you can come back and say, β€œWell, a machine gun could do a better job of protecting me.” No one’s arguing we should make machine guns legal.

“Just fire the shotgun through the door“?? Β Dear Lord.

Someone please, make it stop. Β Make Joe Biden stop. Β The White House needs to put a sandwich board on this guy with a strongly worded disclaimer: **Warning:Β Do not attempt to do anything you’re about to hear at home.**

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Comments (9)

  • Just_another_man
    Posted on March 1, 2013 at 1:17am

    How can people support this man? He obviously has no regards for the law. His “advice” he has given to the people will land them in jail. Maybe that’s what he wants. More headlines of illegal use of guns!

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  • steve308
    Posted on February 28, 2013 at 11:18pm

    This guy couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag. Maybe someone that’s dumb enough to listen to him will try this crap, get hurt and sue him for everything he’s got. Democrats that have no clue about guns always seem to be experts on guns. Biden knows less about firearms than Ted Kennedy knew about driving and sobriety. Every time he talks, he places his incompetence into clear view….

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  • Dark_Night
    Posted on February 28, 2013 at 9:23pm

    I would like to think that no one would be stupid enough to listen to Joe Biden give gun advice, and as much as I hate to say it, someone stupider than Joe Biden was listening to Joe Biden and eventually some very unlucky person is going to cross paths with them.

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  • mgh999
    Posted on February 28, 2013 at 8:05pm

    Best advice: Never, Never, Ever do anything Joe says. Do the opposite! I swear he just makes shitake up.

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  • noslave
    Posted on February 28, 2013 at 7:54pm

    another biden gem when your stareing down the barrel of a gun,and you fill your shorts,grab a handfull and fling it at your mugger,heck the monkeys at the zoo do it?? I GUESS TO GET INTO GOVERNMENT NOWDAYS YOU HAVE TO BE THE STUPIDIST BASTARD IN THE BUNCH??

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  • team1blazer
    Posted on February 28, 2013 at 5:44pm

    Can this guy REALLY be that stupid?

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  • zzmikey
    Posted on February 28, 2013 at 3:14pm

    The amputee in africa who fired the gun through the door has been charged with murder…

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  • jaybeach
    Posted on February 28, 2013 at 1:30pm

    Knock, knock–bang, bang!

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  • peetah
    Posted on February 28, 2013 at 11:34am

    Keep the change ya filthy animal.,…

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