It’s come to this.

Rapper Lil’ Wayne was reportedly hospitalized last week after binge drinking something called “sizzurp.” In the event a vast daytime audience wants to know how to make an illegal drug drink, CNN has it covered…

CNN going with sizzurp recipes now?

— Sam Sifton (@SamSifton) March 19, 2013

Hello @cnn showing exactly how to make sizzurp on TV right now. Thanks Lil Wayne for all you do for our culture.

— Alix Bryan (@alixbryan) March 19, 2013

And from Brooke Baldwin, who anchored the segment:

File this under things I never thought I’d hear @miguelmarquez say (reporting on #sizzurp): “it slows your roll.”

— Brooke Baldwin (@BrookeBCNN) March 19, 2013