Thought government crackdowns on “unhealthy” fast-food were bad? How about an additional crackdown on “fast casual” dining like Panera Bread or (gulp) Chipotle?

For April’s “Nanny of the Month,” Reason.tv asks: What kind of monster bans Chipotle?!

The nanny state government of Eastchester, N.Y.  That’s who.

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