Prompted by conservative comedian Dennis Miller’s suggestion to swap “Hail to the Chief” for “Every Breath You Take” in the wake of the NSA’s snooping scandal, the Twittersphere took it upon itself to fill in the remaining tracks on the NSA’s Greatest Hits album.

Twitchy compiled a pretty great selection of hits. Here are a few of my favs:

Whats your favorite #NSALoveSong?

Whats your favorite #NSALoveSong?

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