If Carlos Danger comes knocking on your door looking for candy, hide your children and alert the authorities…

Via the NYPost:

Anthony Weiner    the creepiest Halloween costume of them all?

(Image: New York Post)

Dress like the city’s best-known non-power couple with CafePress T, $32.50 at amazon.com; boxers, $7.50 at gap.com; mask, $2.99 at Halloween Adventure, and socks, $7.20 at josbank.com. For Huma, use a cardigan, $59.90 at express.com; skirt, $484 at aliceandolivia.com (any colorful, jungle-print skirt will do); and heels, similar styles for $49.99 at zara.com.