Happy Festivus, everyone!

Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul kicks off today’s festivities:

"I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!" (Frank Costanza, 1997).
Sen. Rand Paul celebrates Festivus with traditional airing of grievances
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Airing of Grievances begins...
Sen. Rand Paul celebrates Festivus with traditional airing of grievances
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In Washington, "bipartisan deal" is a synonym for "increasing our debt"
Sen. Rand Paul celebrates Festivus with traditional airing of grievances
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One party seems to like some of the Bill of Rights. The other party, some more. Few willing to stand up for the whole thing.
Sen. Rand Paul celebrates Festivus with traditional airing of grievances
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Let's move on to the Senate. If you want more bipartisan cooperation, talk more not less.
Sen. Rand Paul celebrates Festivus with traditional airing of grievances
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Minor grievance: I can never remember when to move my car for DC street cleaning.
Sen. Rand Paul celebrates Festivus with traditional airing of grievances
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Today has another significance besides a Festivus: It is the 100th anniversary of the Federal Reserve.
Sen. Rand Paul celebrates Festivus with traditional airing of grievances
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So now some Fed Grievances.
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Fed policies make you poorer, and hurt the poor and middle class the most. Ridiculous monetary policies increase the costs of goods.
Sen. Rand Paul celebrates Festivus with traditional airing of grievances
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In response to some of your tweets, there will be no feats of strength, and I have no plans to end Festivus by wrestling with Senator Reid.
Sen. Rand Paul celebrates Festivus with traditional airing of grievances
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Grievance with my otherwise wonderful staff: leave the turtleneck alone. I like it and so do viewers.
Sen. Rand Paul celebrates Festivus with traditional airing of grievances
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The Senate cafeteria never has burgoo.
Sen. Rand Paul celebrates Festivus with traditional airing of grievances
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I still have a lot more problems with you people (Washington). I will be back later with more.
Sen. Rand Paul celebrates Festivus with traditional airing of grievances
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