USA Today has probably one of the most creative year-end editorials ever, compiling a list of New Year’s resolutions it would like to see from various figures and groups of people.

Some of the better ones:

…watch what I eat.

— New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie

… just stay out of trouble.

George Zimmerman

… refrain from speculating about the race of the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.

— Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly

… be more careful about promises that involve the words “like” and “keep.”

President Obama