USA Today has probably one of the most creative year-end editorials ever, compiling a list of New Year’s resolutions it would like to see from various figures and groups of people.
Some of the better ones:
…watch what I eat.
— New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie
… just stay out of trouble.
— George Zimmerman
… refrain from speculating about the race of the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
— Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly
… be more careful about promises that involve the words “like” and “keep.”
— President Obama