Credit: Kristen Somody Whalen

Credit: Kristen Somody Whalen

“Nerves? Nah. I’m imagining the audience in their underwear.”– pippinfett

Runners-up…

 

“Red dress, blue dress. What difference does it make?”– patriotmom

Sort of brings Dr. Seuss to mind: One dress. Two dress. Red dress. Stained blue dress.– Dano.50

“What you see is what you get, and that’s no come-on.”– DZ-015

“Red works for me, too.”– 1FamilyMan

Give that man a cigar.– greenmountainboy76

“…and you know the saying: Behind every great woman, there’s a greater man.”– GBTVFan_Non_American_Overseas