Interesting theory on legally troubled singer Justin Bieber, a Canadian, brought to us by HBO “Real Time” host Bill Maher on his blog:

If Justin Bieber were Jesus Biebero, a douche-y Hispanic sporting a backward sombrero, he would have been sent back to Mexico after he took a leak in that janitor’s mop bucket. If Justin Bieber’s gardeners were caught throwing eggs at the house next door they’d be handcuffed to a bus seat on their way back to Guadalajara.

The lesson here is that if you’re going to mess with the US, do it at the white border and not the brown border. And it never hurts to be rich and famous.

Bieber is currently facing charges in Florida for allegedly driving under the influence and resisting arrest.