Credit: White House/Pete Souza

Credit: White House/Pete Souza

“I was just kidding when I said, ‘If you like your karma, you can keep it.’”– Enuff Zenuff

Runners-up…

“Tell your wife to let the children eat in peace.”– Impenitent

“This is the sound of one hand clapping.”– NedNelson

Obama-Lama-Dingdong.– DZ-105

“That’s not what I meant when I said, ‘Make me one with everything.’”– joleary

“Yes, Mr. President, Obama does rhyme with Lama.”– Seth Patriot