Credit: White House/Pete Souza

Credit: White House/Pete Souza

“I was just kidding when I said, ‘If you like your karma, you can keep it.’”– Enuff Zenuff


“Tell your wife to let the children eat in peace.”– Impenitent

“This is the sound of one hand clapping.”– NedNelson

Obama-Lama-Dingdong.– DZ-105

“That’s not what I meant when I said, ‘Make me one with everything.’”– joleary

“Yes, Mr. President, Obama does rhyme with Lama.”– Seth Patriot