As if Glenn wasn’t large enough, you can see him on the big screen at your local movie theatre this Tuesday, July 22, for the live event “We Will Not Conform: A Night to Make Common Core History.”

It is recommended that you read “Conform“ before attending the event.

But don’t worry if you haven’t had time to read everything Glenn asks you to read (believe me, I know how you feel).

Luckily, I found an attractive lady to read some of “Conform” to you:

You’re welcome.

For tickets and locations, visit WeWillNotConform.com.