The 12 Days of Obamacare

On the first day of Obamacare,

Pelosi gave to me . . .

A health care “gift” for my dear fa-mil-y.

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On the second day of Obamacare,

Barack promised me . . .

“Keep your doctor and your health care. Yes you can. Yes-sir-ee!”

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On the third day of Obamacare,

My mailman brought to me . . .

A can-cell-a-tion of my health care po-li-cy.

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On the fourth day of Obamacare,

The website said to me . . .

Closed for repairs. Will be fixed soon, we almost guar-an-tee!

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On the fifth day of Obamacare,

TheBlaze emailed to me . . .

“Stop! Stop! Don’t sign up yet. The site has NO se-cur-i-ty.”

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On the sixth day of Obamacare,

A navigator promised me . . .

“Tell me all and do not fret, your info’s safe as it can be!”

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On the seventh day of Obamacare,

my banker said to me . . .

“Thieves stole your cash and credit cards and your i-den-ti-ty.”

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On the eighth day of Obamacare,

the Tea-Party tweeted me . . .

Eight million folks dumped off their plans are mad as they can be.

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On the ninth day of Obamacare,

My boss said to me . . .

“Thanks to healthcare pol-i-cy, you’re now a part-time em-ploy-ee.”

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On the tenth day of Obamacare,

Abe’s ghost spoke to me . . .

“When gov’ment owns your health care, they own you too, you see.”

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On the eleventh day of Obamacare,

Dem-RATS said to me . . .

“Didn’t read it. Voted for it. We took gift$ and bri-ber-y.”

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On the twelfth day of Obamacare,

Ted Cruz gave to me . . .

A boost of cheer and “keep the faith, we’ll send ‘um home, you’ll see.

Together we will start anew to save our country’s li-ber-ty.”

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