No You Can't. No You Shouldn't. Don't Even Try': Conan O'Brien Unveils Hilarious New Obama & Biden Campaign Slogans

Remember "Yes We Can," "Hope," and "Change We Can Believe In"?

Back in 2008, Team Obama ran a "slick," "well-oiled" campaign. Nobody can deny that. From catchy slogans to eye-catching logos, they successfully marketed their product to 53 percent of America [of course, it helped that the alternative to Team Hopenchange was, um, "stale"].

However, a lot can happen in four years.

From the odd, off-putting, and slightly insulting "Life of Julia" to "Forward," it appears Team Obama has lost some of its punch. And we’re not alone in this observation. Many on both sides of the political spectrum have noticed the Obama campaign’s tired and failed attempts to reconnect with voters.

Perhaps feeling a little sorry for them, late night comedian Conan O’Brien on Thursday decided to step in and offer Team Obama [free of charge!] a slew of campaign slogans much catchier than "Forward."

These are the results [via TBS]:

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(H/T: Mediaite)