“I’m pleased that we were able to find the root cause.”

“GoDaddy says the two shot the take 45 times before they could get it right”

“…this is really embarrassing.”

“I’m sure it was about the new world order.”

“I saw an ad for Scientology, I joined, and then Destiny’s Child reunited! That s*** works.”

“I can’t believe that this is happening, for something that happened 32 years ago.”

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Flashback: Same man behind viral “if I were the devil” audio

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“It’s football. But I just cried.”

“That’s the magic of what we do in production.”

“[T]he league wants diversity on its biggest stage.”

“…I’m very proud of my performance.”

“An all-natural product extracted from the velvet from the immature antlers of male deer.”

“People want to burn their jerseys and don’t want to support the Ravens anymore.”

“No, he came to win, not just to play.”

“I was raised around gay people in a very liberal society.”

“Now is when 4000 people are gonna tweet #harbowl and act like they came up with it on their own”