In Honor of CNN’s Crying Man, Here are the 17 Craziest Tissue Holders We Could Find
- Posted on June 15, 2012 at 8:50am by
Benny Johnson
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CNN’s “Crying Man” from last week’s Wisconsin recall has become a celebrity of sorts (watch the original, hilarious video here). He popped up again today. And that got us thinking: we know it was traumatizing, and Democracy is ending, but please Crying Man, use some of these before you go on National TV.
1.
Cupcakes are delicious and will give you the stamina you need when Scott Walker turns Wisconsin into a feudal state.
source-toxel.com
2.
Nothing like a baby clown to remind you democracy is ending. No joke.
source-toxel.com
3.
These will make perfect centerpieces no matter the election result.
source-wists.com
4.
A perfect snack when your staging a sit-in!
source-toxel.com
5.
It is important to be culturally understanding, even though our society will probably go the way of Easter Island.
source-toxel.com
6.
Basket weaving is a lost art form, but it could be a valued skill on the state’s liberal University of Wisconsin-Madison campus.
source-basketville.com
7.
Wisconsin is known for its native cedar. Get it while you can as Scott Walker will probably have them steamrolled out of spite.
source-Canoeonline.net
8.
You may have to live in a log cabin after the government collapses due to teachers contributing nearly nothing to their pension, so horde your logs now! (see above)
source-decorandgiftshopping.com
9.
Want to throw more dues in the kitty?
source-toxel.com
10.
Crying Man, if your union lays you off due to the engorged salaries of the “senior negotiators,” there is a good chance video games will occupy a great deal of your time. Beep Boop.
source-geeky-gadgets.com
11.
You could always write your feelings about Gov. Walker in a sonnet?
Thou must be patient; we came crying hither:
Thou know’st, the first time that we smell the air
We wawl and cry.
King Lear Act 4, scene 6, 176–180
source-toxel.com
12.
Be Strong, Crying Man.
source-www.manorhg.com
13.
Too much crying will make you feel bad!
source-nerdapproved.com
14.
Hats off to Barrett, though! Only lost by 7 points. Oh, and contributed to the end of democracy.
source-toxel.com
15.
Hello end of democracy Kitty!
source-toxel.com
16.
End the Afghan War?
source-battenburglace.com
17.
We actually have big elections every two years (and more frequently on local levels): Merry Christmas Crying Man!
source-embroiderygarden.com
Extra!
Cheer up! You can write the Blaze and tell us what you think, Crying Man, and keep up with all the other leftist things going on in the country — while we still have one!
source-craziestgadgets.com
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DishSet
Posted on July 3, 2012 at 1:06pmI still think this site has some of the best tissue boxes around http://bit.ly/R3XOCa
Report Post »DGuy
Posted on June 16, 2012 at 10:20pmIf Obama had a son he would look like crying man…
Report Post »TrueSoundsOfLiberty
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 3:54pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQc_TH4iVV8
Report Post »thegreatcarnac
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 1:05pmThe crying man’s picture needs to be put on a poster…representing liberalism.
Report Post »MRMANN
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 11:00amHow ’bout a roll of toilet paper?
Report Post »ItsLikeThatSometimes
Posted on June 16, 2012 at 3:25pmThe (Crying Man) sounds suspiciously like a plant. I.E. sounds very similar to a Chicago Bears fan. Its Like That Sometimes.
Report Post »EqualJustice
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 10:58amFitting tribute to the sissy of the decade. :)
Report Post »razvedka
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 10:21amThe man in a national baffoon and a typical spoon fed DEMOKPAT. The poor dumb bastard doesn’t even know how patheic he has become. He’s like a child whose candy has been taken away.
Report Post »LeQuoix
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 5:54pmAre you talking about “crying man ” or obamma?
Report Post »jeffgman
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 10:06amThe guy is an idiot, but seems odd to make fun of him for crying about something he believes in… at least coming from the GB team. The boss man is famous for his tears. – just saying.
Report Post »teddrunk
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 10:23amFair point
Report Post »Kenszen
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 5:18pmWell, there is a difference with the Crying Man. Hard to put a finger on it, but I think it is because of the essence of how whiny it was and that it was based on a ludicrous statement (Democracy is over) and because it was based on a belief (which I don’t think he truly believes in) that is a farce. IOW, his crying (which in and of itself was truly comical) was over something that completely lacked substance. And The Blaze is just reporting what everyone else did. It did go viral after all. For good reason. (It’s hilarious!)
Report Post »Baerlin
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 8:39pmSomething he believes in? Democracy is dead? The guy has no clue……He deserves the ridicule that is coming his way. Anyone who still supports Obama and the unions doesn’t deserve sympathy. Would you sympathize with the mother who cries for the pilots of the planes from 09/11/01? They also believed……..
Report Post »Impenitent
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 10:02amtissue holder…. interesting…
but will he cry louder if (Eric) Holder is impeached?
Report Post »CougarNick78
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 9:59amI can’t wait to see this sissy cry his eyes and his head explode after November 6th…..
Report Post »65Mustang
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 9:48amI would be embarrassed beyond belief if that clown had been my son…an idiot. Thought the different tissues boxes were cute.
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 9:28amYou cannot fix Stupid… so why tolerate Presenting Stupid!
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 9:26amI have an easier way the crying man can compose himsefl: never show up on TV again.
Report Post »RJJinGadsden
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 10:03amSnow, I say the exact opposite. Let this loon show up on CNN all that he wants. As far as I am concerned, the Crying “Game” Man can continue to show us what these unionized democrats are made of. Plus, he gives me a lot to laugh at.
Report Post »Angel_light
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 1:06pmi second that
Report Post »grandillusion
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 9:24amAt least he wasn’t Sanduskied.
Report Post »Want our country back
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 9:20amToo cute
Report Post »OhSuzieQ
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 9:30amLove the Log Cabin.
Report Post »affinity
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 9:10amGood job Blaze.
Report Post »Joyzee
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 9:08amA Good Slap by General Patton comes to mind.
Report Post »RedDirtTexas
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 10:12amLmao
Report Post »BlazeGlory
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 9:07amDo you realize what this means Americans? It’s the end of tissue boxes as we know them. Whaaaa (sob, sob, sniffle).Boo, whoo, whoo.
Report Post »affinity
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 9:25amGreat point.
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