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NJ Mystery: Witnesses Say They Saw Person Fall From Sky

Sep. 16, 2010 3:09pm Scott Baker

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shamrock
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 4:30pm
It was SANTA. He flew over So Cal and got a whiff of the MJ and became disoriented. Never landed because his reindeer were quick to recover. SANTA was on a practice run-you guys didn’t hear about it????

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cjkinpa
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 4:25pm
It was Danglinbags. Explains everything.

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- mrdbcooper
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 5:10pm
  we can hope
  
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Mike in WV
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 4:18pm
New Jersey? Did Jimmy Hoffa turn up?

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BeadGirl
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 4:10pm
Whatever it was, it HAS to be global warming. Everything else is the fault of global warming, right?

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- Weetsie
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 4:17pm
  Yeah, I’m with you… GLOBAL WARMING it is!!!!
  
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- BeadGirl
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 4:49pm
  Exactly!! See? THIS is what happens when we don’t change our lightbulbs or when we run our water while brushing our teeth or when we use more than one sheet of 3-ply bathroom tissue at a time! **GASP**
  
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- wingedwolf
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 6:47pm
  No No No! It was George Bush’s fault!
  
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- umrebel1991
  Posted on September 17, 2010 at 2:27am
  No I don’t think so, according to Obama it was Bush’s fault again.
  
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coloneloliver
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 4:05pm
Could have been Carl Rove.

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Laus Deo Too
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:59pm
And you believe NBC because….

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- Keith Black
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 4:03pm
  …they would never wire explosives to a truck to sensationalize a story of fiery crashes again, right?
  
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Amerigo Vespucci
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:54pm
It was not a body…it was the US Economy falling from the sky…

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flamedone1968
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:51pm
… thud!

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GOTT-EM-MAUSER
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:50pm
Whomsoever it was, one thing for SURE, it was a DEMOCRAT!!!!!!

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Alvin691
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:48pm
New Terminator movie?

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just askn
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:47pm
Ya think the passengers finally had enough of Steven Slater??

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cubanbob
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:41pm
it was the Greatest American Hero….

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Psychosis
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:39pm
im sorry everyone for the confusion it was me testing my new progressive catapult i went and found a progressive dude ( there is surprisingly very few around these parts or they are afraid to admit it) and asked him if he would like to try it out. i told him that when he lands he will be given everything he needs to live for free. So he hopped on in and i pulled the lever.

ITS NOT MY FAULT HE DIDNT BRING HIS OWN PARACHUTE LOL

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Freelancer
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:38pm
Would have been a better story with “It’s Raining Men” playing in the background…..

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Amerigo Vespucci
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:32pm
It wasn’t a body…it was the US Economy…

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- Peabody
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:40pm
  LOL
  
  Today they said the unemployment rate went down some.
  
  That’s because there is no one left to lay off
  
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- Peabody
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:48pm
  Charlie, a new retiree greeter at Bunnings, just could not get to work on time.
  Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean shaven,
  sharp-minded and a credit to the company. He was clearly demonstrating the benefit of Bunnings ‘older persons are
  friendly’ policy.
  One day the boss called him into his office for a talk. “Charlie, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic,
  you do a bang up job, but you being late so often is quite bothersome”.
  “Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it.”
  “Well good, you are a team player. That’s what I like to hear. It’s odd though you’re coming in late. I know
  you’re retired from the Navy. What did they say if you came in late there?”
  
  “They said ‘Good morning, Admiral, can I get you a cup of coffee, sir?”
  
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- Had_Enough
  Posted on September 17, 2010 at 1:10am
  @Vespucci – I could only wish! But add my SnOL to Peabody’s LOL.
  @Peabody – I don’t know why you included the Admiral story, but I hope you don’t mind that I sent it along to my husband in Afghanistan.
  
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- Had_Enough
  Posted on September 17, 2010 at 1:16am
  Correction
  @Vespucci – I wish Anigmanm’s speculation was true. But…
  
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Waiting4George
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:28pm
Uh,,,was it a Union plane?

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DanglingBag's (Therapist)
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:25pm
Maybe I was too hard on my patient yesterday?? I didn’t think he’d jump.

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- Weetsie
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:45pm
  So long Dangles….
  
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- glittersky
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 7:54pm
  Thanks for the laugh. I sure needed it! ;)
  
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- umrebel1991
  Posted on September 17, 2010 at 2:23am
  If only it was that easy to get rid of him! Lol
  
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anigmanm
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:25pm
I guess Oblunderer forgot to put his cape on before he jumped………….

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- Gigantopithecus
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:30pm
  LMAO…. Dickarus flew too close to the Sun.
  
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Peabody
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:22pm
Could have been a Dummy throw from Air Force 1 (Joe Biden)

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- Weetsie
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:29pm
  Yeah, that’s what I was thinkin. Did they see airforce 1 anywhere
  
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- BHusseinOStinks
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:34pm
  Trust me. I wish I could get rid of him that easy.
  
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- 2gether
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 8:29pm
  good one!!! My laugh for the day! Thanks
  
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- LadyIzShy
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 8:36pm
  Ha funny
  
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- Tomr
  Posted on September 17, 2010 at 12:09pm
  I doubt if it was VP Smart Ass. They would have heard Hee-Haw comming from the woods.
  
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Peabody
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:21pm
It was Superman on Kryptonite !

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- Joseph
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 6:38pm
  Aw you stole my thought! LOL
  
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- Zoe
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 7:52pm
  Kryptonite only impales him for a short time. He knew he could survive the fall to get away from it before the government… I mean Kryptonite took all his powers
  
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- Zoe
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 7:56pm
  PS this is much more ………. ah….. interesting than the insecure newscaster in the other story. ya know truth, honor & the American way.
  
  Keep us posted.
  
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mrdbcooper
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:20pm
it’s called skydiving lady, you should try it sometime…we used to pull lower than 800 ft.

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- Independent Tess
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 4:34pm
  When you disappear behind the tree line, that sounds a lot lower than 800 feet. Yikes!
  
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- 2gether
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 8:27pm
  most sky divers don’t flail around in blue suits! I think someone threw out of a plane,,,,has anybody seen the mayor today….just kidding
  
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- mrdbcooper
  Posted on September 17, 2010 at 8:04am
  how about the flying Elvis’s c.1990s
  
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natstew
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:19pm
Just.WOW!

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mrdbcooper
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:19pm
no…I’m still hiding in Va.

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- Midwest Belle
  Posted on September 17, 2010 at 9:17pm
  Hey DB – my exhusband swears you were in a Utah Prison!
  
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JJMinor
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:17pm
It’s aliens! This is how they sneak into the US! They get dropped from the mothership.

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BetterDays
Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:12pm
DB cooper finaly found?

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- TruthLover
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:37pm
  Show me the MonEYyyy!
  
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- Beltfeed
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:43pm
  It was Swamp Gas
  
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- urrybr
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 4:38pm
  New Jersey? It was a mob hit. Looks like Rocky pissed-off Guido, and Vinnie took him for a long ride!!
  
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- Stuck_in_CA
  Posted on September 16, 2010 at 7:20pm
  Weird! Here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJY7doE3IX8
  
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