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‘If Hillary…’: Carville Knocks Obama With Off-Color Clinton Joke

Nov. 18, 2010 3:01pm Scott Baker

Democratic strategist James Carville knows how to enliven a morning breakfast briefing for reporters. He was firing one-liners during the regular breakfast meeting in DC hosted by the Christian Science Monitor.

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extinction
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:28pm
So, does this mean Jesse Jackson’s hot mike ad-libbed comment about Obama’s anatomy was actually put into play half-way

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Nvrforget
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:24pm
It’s Hillary-ous.

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Collateral Damage
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:19pm
Love that guy, Carville! He’s a hoot!

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Tradman
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:17pm
Highland,

You should understand that just because some of us talk “country” or “Southern” doesnt mean we are all brain dead hicks. However, I have to give you credit in this case as Carville is exactly that.
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walkwithme1966
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:13pm
Wow – that was a good one – thanks for my laugh for the day! http://maboulette.wordpress.com

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pamela kay
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:11pm
Nope, I can’t believe carvelle would turn on obama or the progressives. Maybe they are opening the door for hillary to run. Even though she denies running I think that a plea for the sake of the party would aoppeal to her. They have back-up plans and she might be one or hillary 2012 might have been in the works since the begining. Let’s see, sorus, carvelle,maher,chris, all turning on their idol? Nope don’t think so, just a ruse to throw us off course. Smell the air…..could be a ratsorus or demonic-rats, what ever…..it stinks of deception and DANGER! Here we go agian…. another dead-end ……………..

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Hoppy
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:10pm
If I were using a men’s room, and Carville walked, I’d leave as soon as possible.

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cece959
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:10pm
Rats jumping from a sinking ship.

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kiwi1
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:05pm
Communist Pigs.

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TEIN
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:02pm
Does this makes James a racist??

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- LadyLiberty
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 5:47pm
  No sexist with a punny sense of humor. BA DUM BUM
  
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BurntHills
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:47pm
sad thing is, if America was faced with a horrific 1 Party, an Either/OR, we’d all vote for Hillary over obama the puppet just because we all know she’s actually an American and HAS American balls.

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- aLinedog
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:56pm
  Hai, but bear in mind. Hillary was the first of the present administration to propose and attempt to implement Social Healthcare in this country, via her husband. So please don’t raise her pedestal too high; were she President it’d be Hillary-care, not Obama-care, in which we are all outraged.
  (This was more for the passers-by than yourself Burn.. I believe you were being satirical.)
  -Line
  
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- Mary M. Tebbe
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:05pm
  That still would not force me to vote for Hillary, that modern progressive, which she calls herself. I’d stay home. And I certainly would NEVER vote for the Obama. Gosh, I hope it never comes to that!
  
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- watchmany2k
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:49pm
  Burnout, I’d write in alvin greene, before voting for ole hil….
  
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Highland
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:38pm
And speaks like a braindead hick.

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spendthrift
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:35pm
Both Obama and Clinton have been castrated.

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Marylou7
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:34pm
I often wondered about Hillary :) – Not really!! Just joking!

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seeker9
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:25pm
Sexist!

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J.C. McGlynn
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:24pm
Doesn’t Carville look like a bald “Cornholio”? And basically the same intelligence as well?
The question being asked sounds kinda stupid, too.

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vonryansexpress
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:24pm
For those that cannot hear the rip, “I’m the one that said in the campaign that if Hillary gave him one of her balls, they’d both have two”? I think.

Yes, because Ms. Clinton came anatomically prepared to ‘triangulate’.

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- 4kidsandacat
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 8:17pm
  Thanks for the translation, I couldn’t understand it between the poor sound quality, background noise and how dang fast the man talks!
  
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beenaroundyaknow
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:23pm
Good one James, you are a real classy kind of guy. Why do people still listen to this fool who plays both end against the middle while he and his wife laugh all the way to the bank. I would think his views and strategies have been discredited by now, but our media love ole’ serpent head.

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BetterDays
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:21pm
I found a nut, actually a whole bunch and already packaged, it’s called the democratic (socialist) party!

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- NukeHaze
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:00pm
  It’s irony, I think, that democracy and socialism are SUPPOSED to be opposing ideas.
  
  I guess that liberals could then be considered “oxymorons” then?
  
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- felina g
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:27pm
  Check out this cartoon on understanding the Fed. Then go buy some **** you can`t afford :
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpmlHTeVG9A
  
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Ezekiel38
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:21pm
The rats are leaving the ship!

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- J.C. McGlynn
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:26pm
  Wish they’d commit suicide. That would be faster. I’d even help clean up the mess afterward.
  
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royhobbs9000
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:18pm
where is Sharpton?

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- snowleopard3200 {mix art}
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 5:57pm
  Do we really need to answer that?
  
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Cedi
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:17pm
If you will pardon the pun, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while and Carville found one with that joke! Very nice.

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- CYCLONE
  Posted on November 19, 2010 at 2:53am
  it was funny just watching him wait to uncoil that forked serpent tongue of his…
  
  — ..The Lizard Man Has His Moments…lol
  
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seanpatriot
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:15pm
God these people are stupid

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- stephenb0
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:38pm
  no its more like Ignorant
  
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- poverty.sucks
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:23pm
  Carville enjoys laughing at his own jokes. Approved tactic well within DNC rules of conduct.
  
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blackdog911
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:15pm
And one of hers is actually one of Bills that she keeps in a jar beside the bed at home.

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- Beckofile
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:22pm
  She actually has a testical lock box she keeps his in. Rush told me.
  
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- leftiesaredangerous
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:30pm
  LOL blackdog911, that’s funny…and true!
  
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- Waggedy Wabbit
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 5:17pm
  He is a DEMOCRAT SO YES FUNNY OR NOT HE IS BAD FOR AMERICA
  
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NE12012
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:15pm
Uno-bama!! LOL

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- watchmany2k
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:29pm
  I’ve watched Carville for years, I don’t agree with his opinions most of the time,
  but I will give him the fact that he has not changed in all the years, you know where he stands.
  I don’t believe he is a destroy America type either, so I can respect him.
  Sometimes annoying, often funny.
  In this case, he’s stating the obvious…LOL
  
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- LVMerrily
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 5:00pm
  He is witty and funny . . . and he can’t be all bad, he’s married to a Republican stratigist.
  
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- pajamash
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 6:59pm
  If a republican had said something like this….
  You all know what hell would be being raised right now.
  
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- Betty Moyer
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 9:36pm
  lol
  
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- CultureWarriors
  Posted on November 18, 2010 at 10:14pm
  You know James knows what he’s talkin’ ’bout. Doesn’t it seem like most liberal women look like they have a pair, and most liberal men look like they don’t? …Just sayin’.
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAN9f9clmig
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_CsEgIfUX0
  
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- Robert W
  Posted on November 19, 2010 at 1:52am
  Wow, I agree with Carvel.
  
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- Robert W
  Posted on November 19, 2010 at 1:53am
  Carvel, carville…whatever.
  
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- Rampart
  Posted on November 19, 2010 at 5:25am
  Hmmm…It is widely known that Hitler had only one ball…
  
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- CobraBall2663
  Posted on November 19, 2010 at 7:19pm
  Obama – The ball less boy wonder
  
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