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Bill Maher: Glenn Beck is Like a Car Alarm….

Mar. 31, 2011 5:50pm Emily Esfahani Smith

Speaking on his HBO show “Real Time,” Bill Maher says that he has a “new rule” that he would like to impart upon the world. “Since nobody reacts to car alarms anymore, stop putting alarms in cars.”

He goes on to say, “Face it. Car alarms are like Glenn Beck: annoying, pointless, and everyone’s finally learned to ignore them.” Everyone, of course, except Bill Maher, who seems to have Beck on the mind a lot these days, as we have reported here, here, here, and here:

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TRVTH
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:14pm
annoying Bill Maher is annoying, telling lies is annoying

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- encinom
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:10pm
  if telling lies is annoying, then all of Fox “News” must be annoying.
  
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- Gobomama
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 8:38pm
  @Encinom
  I have been hearing the “Fox News lies” lie for quite a while now. Seems the truth of the matter is that they usually give both sides of any issue (sometimes the party w/the socialist view refuses to appear) and almost always the guest w/the socialist/communist opinion would keep talking/shouting over the other guest or host. Pls educate me and tell me the lies.
  
  BTW, I lived w/a compulsive liar for many years and worked w/public union employees so I can spot a liar a mile away. But go ahead, give it your best shot.
  
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- 604karen
  Posted on April 1, 2011 at 11:04am
  encinom….go away, obviously you would not recognize truth if it hit you on the head.
  
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UpstateNYConservative
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:13pm
Bill Maher is like a like a home invasion: If you see him, shoot to kill. Pfft!

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BetterDays
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:13pm
Or kiss his blower away?
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pajamash
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:13pm
Perfect example of the pot calling the kettle black. I can’t stand this man. Listening to him is like listening to fingernails being scraped along a chalk board.

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amerbur
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:13pm
Maher, you are ill informed because you are too busy flapping you lips. I hope you do not have to learn a lessen about foolishness and arrogance. My guess is however, that you will have enough egg on your face to keep you full, when times get hard. No worries.

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cheezwhiz
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:11pm
I know what Maher is doing right now, lurking around in this thread to see how his trolls defend him

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curtmavi38
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:09pm
Gosh I though we had got rid of him.. Maybe next time.meh

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joe conservative
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:09pm
Maher is just another angry liberal comedian. I personally have never found an angry comedian to be funny. These are the same people who always wnat to give us a lesson in civility. There is a Youtube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntQ6ZV2DxCI that came out after the tragedy in Arizona, where Ed Schultz was telling conservatives to be civil.

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- bew0576
  Posted on April 1, 2011 at 7:44am
  Can you imagine the media frenzy had Tea Party activist acted the way that “teachers” did in Wisconsin? If anyone needed a lesson in civility, it was the protesters in Wisconsin. Ed Shultz was no where in sight!!!
  
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SELFSUPPORT
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:08pm
I cant afford hbo anymore,and look at the quality programing Im missing.That being said I dont understand why you have to pay to watch Maher.

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Buck_Ofama
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:07pm
Maher is like the RatBoy he played in the movie of the same name.

I think he rooms with Charlie Sheen.

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- 338lapua
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 10:37pm
  In rehab?
  
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- NObamaYourNotBlackJesus
  Posted on April 1, 2011 at 9:42pm
  Well, Billy Boy’s complaining about everything is like a broken record. Wish I had a hammer, I bust that record up.
  
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Islesfordian
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:05pm
And Bill Maher is like a Whoopie Cushion.

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- absolutely
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:45pm
  How is that, when you sit on him he makes a farting sound? Absolutely
  
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Venom
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:05pm
He is exactly what he calls Beck…

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Susan Harkins
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:04pm
Careful Billy Boy…

If it wasn’t for Glenn…

…well then, nobody would have heard of you.

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tifosa
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:02pm
…and that was BEFORE he saw tonite’s show…

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rightplanet
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:01pm
The older bILL mahr gets the more he looks like the original Dr. Smith from Lost in Space only this one doesnt see the danger

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- M-Theory
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:24pm
  Hee Hee Hee; he does now that you mention it! :~)
  
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- doncorleone
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:44pm
  The “bulbous, babbling, bubby”? Me thinks his brain is fried due to all of those toilet bowls he swishes out, he looks like a living toilet brush to me.
  
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- jedi.kep
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 9:16pm
  Now THATS funny!
  
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- snowjackie
  Posted on April 2, 2011 at 4:50pm
  Just noticed that…lol
  
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KeepTheTen
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:01pm
Poor, poor man…. he will be sorry

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StevenL1955
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:01pm
Car alarms are like BILL MAHER: annoying, pointless, and everyone’s finally learned to ignore them.” :-)

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- kickagrandma
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:05pm
  @STEVENL 1955 ~~~ Good one!
  
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- GdavidH
  Posted on April 1, 2011 at 1:43pm
  I used to think Maher was like a sharp stick in the eye.
  
  Now I would rather have that sharp stick in my eye than listen to him.
  
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Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:01pm
Forgot to add:

Beck is like an alarm, the call to awaken and see what is causing the smoke brewing all about us and do something about the matter right now.

What is Mahar going to say and do when people finally turn upon him?

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RepubliCorp
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:00pm
you would blow him a kiss?

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Clydie_Clyde
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:00pm
Bill is funny. Glenn needs to get a thicker skin if he wants to run withg the big boys.

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- football lady
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:09pm
  Glenn does run with the big boys. Maher is an adolescent jerk.
  
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- streetrodder
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:51pm
  Mahar is one of the big guys?
  
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- snowjackie
  Posted on April 2, 2011 at 4:43pm
  Seems to me Bill can’t take the heat. When all you do is slam someone because there not like you. Bill needs to put up some facts or quit acting like a little boy. Sometimes the truth hurts. Thank God for Glen.
  
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Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:00pm
Not worth it. Mahar is just like the alarm, another useless extremist who only remains on the air so we all have the ability to see what real ego, hubris, annoyance and lies are like wrapped up into one big massive mistake of a TV show host.

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rightplanet
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:59pm
Darwin award for non-believers!!!! WOW, lots of puns intended there

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- Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:05pm
  Darwin award?
  
  Does that mean there is an award for proving that evolution worked backwards with Maher? He does look like a early ancestor of the chimps and orangatangs.
  
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Brontefan
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:58pm
Why is this man on television? Is he a comedian? Is he funny? I assume if HBO carries his show that it must have some point. Once, ages ago, surfing… I caught a show with Maher, Fran Dresher, Laura Dern, and Sinbad. They were discussing how to raise children. Maher, Dresher, and Dern all had specific liberal opinions about how to raise children–although, I don’t think any of them had children. Sinbad finally commented, respectfully, and put them all to shame. He was the only normal person on the set. Yeah, Sinbad! Liberals always think they have the answers.

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- CatB
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:44pm
  He’s the reason I would never pay for HBO!
  
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- texanpatriot
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 9:54pm
  @CATB
  He is the reason I do not and will never have HBO.
  If enough people who loved this country would quit watching the swill called movies on HBO then he would be gonzo in short order. Anyone have the guts to join CATB and me?
  
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- j_blaze14
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 10:10pm
  its the same thing for everything they try to do, they have no clue. just a bunch of theories of what “might ” work.
  
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Its Gonna Getcha
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:55pm
I’ve been saying the same. They are so happy when they make The Blaze.

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hersey10
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:55pm
Bill Maher is like that tree in the forest that falls when nobody is around .

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- Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:04pm
  No, he is the sound a tree makes after falling while it turns into a massive (or small one in his case) of compost when the bugs and fungus are done with it rotting away.
  
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- Showtime
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:10pm
  Bill Maher is like stepping into a pile of fresh dog mess. The more you try to rid yourself of it, the worse it and he stinks!
  
  Sometimes I honestly wonder if his brain isn’t just FRIED!
  
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- absolutely
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:28pm
  Hey Showtime, anyway you can post that birth certificate you said you have with the statement of where it came from so we can all see it? Absolutely
  
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- DisillusionedDaily
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:20pm
  Bill Maher like Joy Behar, Nancy Grace, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews and Kieth Olberman is not worthy of the air time he occupies. I watched him once and came to the conclusion that if there were no swear words he would have nothing to say!
  
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- NotaLemming
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:46pm
  I think Maher more like a hemorrhoid with fecel cling-ons. Perhaps this is the swamp Nasty Pelosi should have started with. Or perhaps she dines here regularly
  
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- hifi74
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 8:30pm
  hersey10
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:55pm
  Bill Maher is like that tree in the forest that falls when nobody is around .
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  I’ll do you one better:
  
  Bill Maher is like my ex-wife irrelevant.
  
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- Cemoto78
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 9:12pm
  Bill Maher really thinks he is so much smarter than the rest of us drones. This elitist waste of skin is going to find out how stupid he really is. Another idiotic progressive piece of trash who believes if you don’t agree with him and his ideals, your not worthy. Kinda reminds you of the old Nazi regime where they came up with the famed “life not worth living” for those who disagreed with them and soon found themselves in “re-education camps” AKA concentration camps.
  
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- JustaThought
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 9:58pm
  No … he’s like a big pile of crap. Except I would not waste my time repeatedly stomping a big pile of crap. Otherwise … let the fun begin! (Bet my boots would still smell the same, though.)
  
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- Anti_Spock
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 10:43pm
  Is this the best liberals can come up with? Beck isn’t like a car alarm. He is like a WW III alarm (thanks Glenn!)
  
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- jzs
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 10:45pm
  Actually he’s just talking about things like the government throwing conservatives into FEMA camps. Universal healthcare didn’t enslave us. The world hasn’t ended. Stuff like that. Glenn makes money selling fear, and has to come up with new enemies everyday to keep his act new. It gets old. Wasn’t Van Jones going to overthrow the government? Or was it Piven?
  
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- Live_Free_orDie
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 10:56pm
  Bill Maher is like Summer’s Eve…a pre-mixed, pre-measured disposable douche.
  
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- BigBouy
  Posted on March 31, 2011 at 11:03pm
  Your are so right. Nobody gives a crap!!
  
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- restorehope
  Posted on April 1, 2011 at 12:10am
  Maher calling Beck ‘annoying and pointless’ is like the pot calling the kettle black. Maher’s career (if you can call it that) is built on nastiness and crass comments. What goes around, comes around…..he will find to his dismay someday.
  
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- SonOfaCommunist
  Posted on April 1, 2011 at 1:21am
  Who is Bill Maher?
  
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- jlgvoice
  Posted on April 1, 2011 at 3:20am
  Yeah he’s just the hydrant my dog pees on… Grrrrrrrrrrrr, do not like that guy (will not call him a man, after the Palin and Bachman comments).
  
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- Ruler4You
  Posted on April 1, 2011 at 6:51am
  Bill Maher: Like turd in punch bowl.
  
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- Tom Phipps
  Posted on April 1, 2011 at 7:32am
  Nicely said.
  
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- Obama Snake Oil Co
  Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:27am
  Does anybody really watch this guy? The only time I see him is on Fox…..He is living proof of how one can waste their life.
  
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- weeblewacker1
  Posted on April 1, 2011 at 9:25am
  very,very true! how many this “is the end” things has beck said in the past couple of years? and low and behold! we are still here! go Bill go! can’t wait to see what he says tonight!
  
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- BoiseBaked
  Posted on April 1, 2011 at 10:17am
  Beck may be a car alarm, but looks who talking. Maher is fingernails scratching on a chalkboard.
  
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- DarthVader
  Posted on April 1, 2011 at 1:40pm
  I appreciate theblaze.com for putting this up. Sometimes the Beck worship on here is sickly. Keeps it real, props 2 u.
  
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- jkendal
  Posted on April 1, 2011 at 2:22pm
  bill maher is a like a – no, wait – IS a complete waste of human skin…..
  
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