‘Hook-Nosed Jew’: Comedian Andy Dick Launches Anti-Semitic Rant Against Howard Stern
If you are offended by crass language, here’s what you need to know: comedian Andy Dick went on a vulgar, anti-Semitic rant this week calling Howard Stern, among other things, a “fu**ing little hook-nosed Jew” and describing Stern’s “money-grubbing, miserly Jewishness.” Stern, the infamous radio shock jock, responded in his own vulgar way.
Now, exit the story.
However, if you want to hear the rants of both men, and can stomach a lot of profanity, keep reading on.
Here’s how Reuters describes what happened:
Andy Dick, no stranger to stirring controversy and alienating large groups of people, called shock jock Howard Stern a “shallow, money-grubbing Jew,” Tuesday.
The comedian fired against Stern on the “Greg Fitzsimmons Show,” calling the radio host a “big fat hook nose,” and “miserly.”
Dick claims he still hasn’t been paid for “The S*** Show,” a program he has hosted for several years on Stern’s Sirius Radio channel, Howard 101, starting in 2006.
Among some other colorful statements, here’s how Stern responded:
“Andy’s run out of friends,” Stern added. “You’re not getting paid a dime because your show sucks, a**-wipe … Stop blaming the world for your problems. Make yourself valuable, stop looking for the handouts waiting for the Jew to give a job.”
Below you can find the audio of Stern finding out about Dick’s comments via a caller. During the course of the two clips, Stern plays Dick’s remarks and works in rants about people expecting handouts and anti-Semitism (again, if you are offended by crass language, there is an extreme CONTENT WARNING for language attached to these unedited clips):
If you’re so inclined, you can listen to Dick’s initial rant below, which start at about the 6:00 minute mark (CONTENT WARNING still applies):
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Stoneez
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:59amOnce a dick…
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gotta light
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 10:21amAWWWW
Can anyone tell me where the F*** Andy Lost his mind at this time?
Did he lose it smoking meth in the limo?
Did he lose it smoking crack in the bathroom?
Did he lose on his way back home from the club?
Don’t be surprised when you hear Andy Dick pulls a Amy Winehouse….
Hey bud gotta light?
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Lotus503
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 10:57amFitting last name…
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becker88
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 11:55amThere is no need for this rhetoric.
http://politicalbowl.com – Political Videos
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JRook
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 12:14pmLike either one of these individuals deserve attention here or anywhere else.
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Melvin Spittle
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 12:14pmDick is insignificant. He is a train wreck. His outrageous behavior is typical for this worthless bag of festering flesh.
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ILUVJESUS
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 12:19pmAndy needs some serious help.
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Marcobob69
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 12:29pmWhen it comes right down to it, WHO CARES WHAT THESE TWO MORONS THINK!
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techengineer11
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 1:39pmIs Howard Stern a Jew too? My goodness. He does have a big ole nose but more than that he’ so filthy and perverted.. Just disgusting. Who cares about his big nose…
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AvengerK
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 3:23pmLet’s be honest…Andy Dick is a disaster of a human being. I’m surprised he can even dress himself.
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AvengerK
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 3:29pmand what strands of a career Andy Dick may have had….he can kiss that goodbye. No one will hire him in Hollywood at this point. Expect to hear of Dick dead in a hotel room somewhere.
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SpeckChaser
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 7:12pmI know little about dick, but has he ever been relevant? Was there something he did at some point that was important or worth while that I missed? Or has he always been famous for being garbage?
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ozchambers
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 7:51pmI cant stand Stern or Dick. And I don’t care what race they are.
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One Man Progressive Wrecking Crew
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:50amAndy Dick is such a talentless lowlife dirtbag I don’t know why or how he’s even anywhere outside skid row sharing a dumpster with Charlie Sheen….. Stern is what he is. You either love him or hate him or neither….I’m in the neither category.
As a self made man, great guy but he didn’t do society any favors with his radio filth and could be considered as one of the people who greased the skids for the societal breakdown of today we’re all witnessing. But you can’t hang that all one white Jewish guy.
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DrFrost
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 10:20amHoward Stern and Andy Dick are cut from the same cloth. They both say the most revolting drivel they can come up with and hope someone is entertained by it. Seems like a horrible way to make a living…
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KPEdwards
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 11:54am@DRFROST
No, Andy is the kind of guy who gives cocaine to a women who had problems with drugs and was sober for 10 years, and then made jokes about how she then killed her husband and herself to a friend of the dead man. Then refuses to apologize about it years later, and subsequently gets beaten up by Jon Lovitz. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
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dscheerer
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:49amAndy Dick is an idiot looking for free publicity. It’s interesting to watch the antics and the meltdowns of celebrities who no longer have sources of income due to a failing economy and a movie industry that no longer puts out anything worth watching, TV shows are even worse.
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HorseCrazy
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 11:08amagreed they put out nothing at all worth watching and all of these recycled ideas and remakes that bomb make me READ books instead of watch the nonsense they put out. Andy dick is a hate filled strange little man. Howard stern is just a creep. they all disgust me.
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JoeNY
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:42amWait a minute. Since when has Howard been relevent and Andy Dick had a career? I thought those guys were done long ago. Sounds like a great marketing scheme to get them both some airtime of value.
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babylonvi
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:41amAndy who?
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Lion420
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:41amAlways funny Andy! Always funny…
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Eric in Tennessee
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:35amAdny Dick = UnFunny Sad little man-child
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The Bulletproof Patriot
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:28amWhen Andy Dick isn’t exposing himself on stage, groping the guests on night shows, or Jew bashing, he’s probably a really great guy…
http://www.thebulletproofpatriot.com
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I Love Howie Carr
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:20amIsn’t Andy Dick a jew? He’s just a crass attention getter who can’t crack any real jokes, so he appeals to the lowest of the low. I don’t really see this as anti-semetic, just dumb.
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shofar
Posted on August 19, 2011 at 3:23pmDick is NOT Jewish! He grew up Presbyterian.
He is your classic anti-Semite, blaming everything that is wrong in his life and the world on the Jew. It is something that has gone on since the time of Abraham, and will continue until the end of the world.
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javasport
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:17amAndy Dick hasn’t been funny since… well… nevermind. He’s never been funny.
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ZABO
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:16amall the b.s. that stern has pulled on people in the past and now he’ll find out about the useless so-called funny skits. h. stern’s past might be a catchin up with old howie. oh well, and you get what you give howard. this catholic won’t be losing any sleep over these two a-wipes! to bad and i’m not that sad!!!!
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streetrodder
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:12amWho is Andy Dick? I’ll bet he is a real Dick.
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13th Imam
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:10amI can just see Letterman, Dick, and Stern, sitting having a few glasses of Manishevitz Wine, laughing about all the free airtime they are getting. Mazeltov
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shofar
Posted on August 19, 2011 at 3:30pm13th,
1. It’s spelled “Manischewitz” at least time the time to look up the spelling.
2. Neither Letterman or Dick are Jewish, so I doubt they would drink MANISCHEWITZ.
3. Stern is the only one that is Jewish. Get your facts straight before you spout off, and take time to at least learn to spell names correctly is you are going to perpetuate the stereotype.
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mikenleeds
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:03amneither one of these foul mouth punks matters to me at all ,
if they fell off the face of the earth today no one would give a ****.
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miles from nowhere
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:01amSounds to me like the dogs are eating the dogs!
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bandi9
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:55ami dont even know who the dude is, and for one, have never found Stern funny in the least.
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MrBigBillyB
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:47amHow are either of these two still relevant?
Stern at least has his own channel and money. Andy has always been an attention whore. Anyone ever see the clip of him begging for attention while hanging around Keifer Southerland?
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the58thstate
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:46ami dont like either of these guys but andy is now in court here in my home town for grabbing mens privates at a bar. he wont get any special favors around here if the public has anything to do with it.
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ares338
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:43amWho cares what either of them says?
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MidWestMom
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:18amExactly. Just a pi$$ing contest between two idiots.
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I_Hate_Libs
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:42amHoward Stern is very funny. ahahah
The horror of the Democrat mind.
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Gary S
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:42amHis last name is fitting!
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Islesfordian
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:00amMuch more so than the title of “comedian”
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AlansTigg
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:42amDoes any one really care what Andy Dick says or does??
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MidWestMom
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:15amcan’t speak for everyone but I don’t..
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Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:36amReport this comment
Rayblue
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 1:34pmI agree with Anonymous T.
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Blight14
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:40amIf the yarmulke fits…………………………and it does!
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I_Hate_Libs
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:39amHow much longer before we see this guy going postal?
The horror of the Democrat mind.
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GodHatesFigs
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:38amFrom the oldest of times, people danced for a number of reasons. They danced in prayer, or so that their crops would be plentiful, or so their hunt would be good. And they danced to stay physically fit, and show their community spirit. And they danced to celebrate.” And that is the dancing we’re talking about. Aren’t we told in Psalm 149? “‘Praise ye the Lord. Sing unto the Lord a new song. Let them praise his name in the dance.” Amen. And it was King David- King David, who we read about in Samuel. And what did David do? What did David do? What did David do? ”David danced before the Lord with all his might leaping and dancing before the Lord.” Leaping and dancing. Ecclesiastes assures us that there is a time for every purpose under heaven. A time to laugh and a time to weep. A time to mourn and there is a time to dance. And there was a time for this law, but not anymore. See, this is our time to dance. It is our way of celebrating life. It’s the way it was in the beginning. It’s the way it’s always been. It’s the way it should be now.
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MrBigBillyB
Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:45amThanks Ren McCormick.
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