Journalists, as a general rule, hate to let themselves become the story. However, there are exceptions, and one of them has just left the Houston Chronicle’s newsroom. Her name is Sarah Tressler, and she is a high society reporter with a degree from NYU who just happens to also rock the pole in a pair of six-inch heels and not terribly much else:
Tressler’s firing hasn’t left her down and out, though – quite the opposite, in fact. She doesn’t seem to care at all. Describing herself as a “stripper-professor” (she’s an adjunct professor at the University of Houston), Tressler says she makes more than enough money as a stripper to get by.
And if you’re curious what exactly that experience entails, never fear – Tressler keeps her own blog about the experience of taking clothes off for money. There are also warnings on the blog toward any men who might think of dating a stripper – according to Tressler, it’s not as cool as you might think. Here are some of her reasons:
8. If you don’t like us dancing, you better be prepared to support our lifestyle. Otherwise, we don’t want to hear your bitching.
9. We’re kind of manipulative, even if we’re not trying to be.
10. Don’t get in without an iron-clad way to get out. Or you’ll lose your house (and/or wife, and/or sanity).
Gawker, meanwhile, ponders the deep existential question of whether being a reporter or being a stripper is more shameful. They lean towards reporter. What do you think? Weigh in below.



















































































































Comments (112)
rafa2design
Mar. 30, 2012 at 10:41pmWhat a waste of an education. Why’d she even go to school? As she gets older and her body starts to sag and show it’s age she’ll wish she had stayed in journalism. Everyone knows stripping is just the stepping stone to the next thing, a career in porn.
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Mein_Land
Apr. 4, 2012 at 8:33amYour right! She should have gone to the University of Cambridge to major in pole dancing.
http://www.eduinreview.com/blog/tag/pole-dancing
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Berbel73
Apr. 4, 2012 at 1:12pmI have been to few gentleman’s clubs in my day, and from my experience the young women who choose to take their clothes off for money do so because the money can be in the 10′s of thousands of dollars a month. You can tell the ones who see it as a means to make fast easy money while they put themselves through college, and the ones who are there to fund their lavish lifestyles and drug habits. Sadly it’s true that the latter of the two will more than likely advance into the porn business, the the Stripping itself isn’t the main reason for that. Growing up in a broken family, one where neglect and/or violence is prevalent and substance abuse is taking place is a much greater factor for whether a woman will enter the porn industry. I have meet a few very wise women who are a bit of an exhibitionist and are using stripping to further their other life’s goals and realize that they can achieve those goals much quicker by being an exotic dancer.
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ladygarnetoak
Apr. 4, 2012 at 6:19pmshe just might make enough money to retire before “she gets older and her body starts to sag and show it‘s age” – there is nothing wrong with using your assets to make a living
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Alessandre
Apr. 4, 2012 at 8:06pm@BARBEL, et al.- what of a woman’s of God-given dignity & worth? there are those who say, What does it matter? It’s private. but just as people of faith can’t ignore their faith when they enter the public forum, people who deny their own/others dignity part time, don’t stop denying it outside the “gentlemen’s” club. gentlemen care for women, protect them from being used by cowardly, base cads. gentlemen have virtue & treat women w/ respect. mostly, they value a woman’s virtue.
in my birth county, as well as in many Latin American countries, rich families hire young girls as maids. those girls are used by the teenage boys & men in the household for sex. when the girls become pregnant, they are thrown out w/ no money & no help. that too is private. & the rich men are called “gentlemen.” but they’re really cads. they’re cowards, weak creatures w/o the courage to deny themselves or care for women. American men who use women visually &/or physically are just as bad. if you want sex or to enjoy a woman’s nude body, get married. otherwise, ask God for the grace to help you live with your desires w/o using women.
as for the stupid women who expose themselves for money, value yourselves today. be worth more than money. work your way through school but do it while maintaining your God given dignity. I did it. many young women do. it’s not easy but it’s worth it. don’t sell yourself for a better future. don’t deny your dignity for a dream. be valuable now
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Katydidnt
Apr. 5, 2012 at 8:37amAlessandre, I come from a long line of servants, which means I have a lot of “noble” blood in me. Doing the family tree was interesting. My great-grandfather was the spit and image of Wilhem I of Germany, who according to family lore was his father. I think he had a lot of bastards.
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Nathaniel Horn
Apr. 5, 2012 at 3:08pmWell, to my eye, her face is hauntingly beautiful and I bet the rest of her is as well. (might be the makeup though… :) If humans weren’t so very weirded out by female nudity it wouldn’t be such a big deal. After all, all of the tension and drama only boils down to reproduction of the species. Ho, hum. Ever feel like your whole life is ruled by instincts beyond your control? Besides being somewhat brilliant, humans are pathetic… And how did violence get associated with sex? Stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. We are all merely snot nosed children.
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Cool-Breeze
Apr. 13, 2012 at 3:42pmNobody’s business what she went to school for and what she does for a living. That is what is wrong with this country today, too many liberals trying to tend to other people’s business and spend their money.
I have an old aunt that use to say “you start paying my bills and you can start tending to my business.”
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captjack63
Apr. 14, 2012 at 4:22pmHA HA, So funny. The next step a career in Porn.???You can’t take a step any Lower than a Journalist,Reporter.Or maybe you can….Next step for a reporter might be POLITICS….LOL
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ddg7
Mar. 30, 2012 at 10:36pmThe libs probably hate her for having three jobs at one time. You know it fly’s in the face of their whole ‘just want to be fair’ bogus argument. I mean afterall they can’t have her setting a bad example and be totally independent of government.
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ShyLow
Mar. 31, 2012 at 1:17pmstripper = watered-down prostitute
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mzk1
Mar. 31, 2012 at 2:44pmAs is reporter.
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lukerw
Mar. 30, 2012 at 9:55pmIn Marketing… she is called a CLOSER… and with a CLOSER, I could sell MS PCs to Apple!
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go2gym
Mar. 30, 2012 at 9:34pmI don’t believe it. I need to see the evidence.
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jhaydeng
Mar. 31, 2012 at 12:42pmlol
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Secret Squirrel
Mar. 30, 2012 at 9:15pm.
The MSM are whores, so what’s a little stripping?
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Bill Rowland
Mar. 31, 2012 at 6:11amRather an honest stripper than a MSM Whore. The article said that she reported on social events in Houston and thats got to be mostly BS.
OMG 2012
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Abraham Young
Mar. 30, 2012 at 9:07pmin the last days perilous time will come. they are here.
Are you fiddling while Rome is burning?
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COFemale
Mar. 30, 2012 at 8:54pmShe might not want to brag about her job at the University of Houston. I’m not sure how keen they would be in knowing one of their adjuncts is a stripper. I think I’d notify the school. Also, she can’t make too much money, as she just does not have the body for a stripper. They must be desperate in Houston.
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HorseCrazy
Mar. 30, 2012 at 9:17pmI wouldnt be too proud of any of those professions, reporter, stripper or professor. however her blog post is very funny
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Wolf
Mar. 31, 2012 at 5:30amObviously, the only honest job she has is as a stripper. And just as obviously, some busy body is going to call the university and complain because there’s a stripper working as an instructor. Someone needs to get a life, and it isn’t Tressler.
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Deathbya1000Laws
Apr. 4, 2012 at 11:18amDoesn’t have the body? My goodness she is smoking hot!
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WTFHappenedToTheUSA
Mar. 30, 2012 at 8:52pmAt least she WORKS for a living instead of living off da gubment cheeez.
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Cynic-clinic
Mar. 30, 2012 at 8:35pmI’d be her perfect mate. I think I’m falling in love.
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MrKnowItAll
Mar. 30, 2012 at 7:26pmLife is sooooo Short. In twenty years this Gal will be Old and no one will EVER GUESS she was a Dancer. So why care so much Now? This isn’t suppose to be National Enquirer.
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reportanddeport
Mar. 30, 2012 at 7:23pmActually, stripper is a more straightforward and honest profession, because there are no longer any such things as, “reporters”, since a so-called, “reporter”, these days is just a political activist in front of a camera, while pretending to be impartial. And for examples I think of phony trash like Diane Sawyer, Christiane Amanpour and Michael Ware. I would much rather have honest naked chicks around me, than lying, hypocritical phony, “reporters”.
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bachstar
Mar. 31, 2012 at 6:50pmNakedNews.com, the only news that shows the truth.
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hawaiianninja
Apr. 1, 2012 at 2:17pm@bachstar: That’s the “naked truth.”
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freedom07151984
Mar. 30, 2012 at 7:02pmWhere will she hide the Rabbit?
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so3
Mar. 30, 2012 at 6:51pmPay attention kids, this chick has a masters degree and talks like a 12 year old…are you kidding me?
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solomon
Mar. 30, 2012 at 8:41pmShe is a perfect example of what comes out of many colleges these days. Crap for brains.
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Leader1776
Mar. 31, 2012 at 12:57pmCareful people. You know nothing of her or her abilities. Talking like a 12 yo is part of her stripped training. I wouldn’t assume she couldn’t run circles around you in the public square. Yup, maybe she’s a dolt. I just wouldn’t a assume that from the MSM stories. They’d love to give you that impression.
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so3
Apr. 1, 2012 at 4:17pmLEADER1776:
Not hardly. You are trying to convince me someone vying for their credibility chooses to present themselves like a moron?
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blackwingA520
Apr. 5, 2012 at 2:23amYou expected more from LIBERAL College’s?
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bkhart
Apr. 14, 2012 at 5:54pmCome on guys leave her alone! We have to be careful of those morally and intellectually challenged. She’s done well for herself! All that education qualified her for either reporting or stripping. don’t be fooled by the title professor. Professors are people who don’t generate anything essential, have never held a real job, and are nothing but shills for the dem-racist party! At least she can provide an income for herself. Imagine if she looked like a NOW cows ass! Good lord those subhuman things will melt the rot off of a dead opossum! And the libs and their slaves, line them up and pull the trigger. What fun, what fun! Nothing is neater than a twitching libber in the morning!
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AM-Saves
Mar. 30, 2012 at 6:49pmWho?
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broadsword 26C
Mar. 30, 2012 at 6:37pmWith what is being spread around by a lot of the jourinalist about the Martin case, believe that pole dancing is a cleaner and more honest line of work.
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Stoic one
Mar. 30, 2012 at 6:36pmI hope she enjoys her life.
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The_Jerk
Mar. 30, 2012 at 6:35pmUniversity of Houston, another classless institution of indoctrination.
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kaydeebeau
Mar. 30, 2012 at 7:02pmlest we forget the stellar list of servants – Houston is the bastion of Sheila Jackson Lee
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Firebrand
Mar. 30, 2012 at 6:34pmI wonder how she handles the occasional student patron and what effect that has on her ability to teach a student that has observed her night job.
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routnom23
Apr. 1, 2012 at 4:12pmI’ll bet it does have an effect on her class enrollment and attendance.
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ZaphodsPlanet
Mar. 30, 2012 at 6:34pmMytheos… purveyor of endless crap articles like this one that we’re just as likely to see at Huffpo or Media Matters… or Politico. Who let this guy on the staff?
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jlightning1
Mar. 30, 2012 at 6:33pmHa ! Reporters lie all the time. Its hard to lie when your stripping..
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rs9
Mar. 30, 2012 at 6:33pmwhen the headline says stripping, if you don’t show pictures dont’t bother posting the story no body cares
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frust@ted
Mar. 30, 2012 at 6:31pmI regret reading this story. to quote billy madison
“what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul”
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GoodStuff
Mar. 30, 2012 at 6:36pm“what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul”
Sounds like the Blaze “reporting” of the Martin/Zimmerman shooting.
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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Mar. 30, 2012 at 6:46pmGreat post, good smile for the day.
Or to quote Happy Madison, “Go in the hole, it’s your home. Are you too good for your home?”
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kaydeebeau
Mar. 30, 2012 at 7:11pm@ rottenstuff – that is the best you have – frustrated’s “quote” applied – your attempt is just feable – what exactly has been untruthful about what has been covered on the Blaze re: the Zimmerman public lynching? What exactly are you implying (or infering from the coverage) that is false? Are you another drive-by without the guts to defend face to face your thoughts?
Are you saying that MSDNC is covering more unbiasedly than what you are reading here?
Are you saying that Rev Al, , Jesse or the Blank Panthers are right?
Are you saying that public lynchings in the past were wrong but now they are ok? That the ends justify the means?
Please clarify
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ZAP
Mar. 30, 2012 at 6:30pmBetting she’s a Democrat
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waring850
Apr. 12, 2012 at 4:13pmWhat the hell is wrong with that? Nothing………. if your taliban.
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txmike
Mar. 30, 2012 at 6:30pmcompared to her media job her poll dancing job looks honest and refreshing.
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KingCanon
Mar. 30, 2012 at 6:24pmOkay?
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db321
Mar. 30, 2012 at 6:29pmVideo Please!
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