Technology

Could Robot Prostitutes Be the Future?

Feminists often complain about women being objectified, but what happens if objects are actually constructed to look – and act – like women? According to some New Zealand researchers studying the sex industry, and how it may evolve in the coming years, that may be precisely what’s on the horizon. Fox News sums up the study, which predicts that the sex industry might move full tilt into offering up robot prostitutes:

Ian Yeoman and Michelle Mars of the Victoria Management School in Wellington, New Zealand, wrote about an imaginary brothel in Amsterdam’s red-light district called Yub-Yum.

The research paper titled Robots, Men And Sex Tourism describes the brothel as being “modern and gleaming with about 100 scantily clad blondes and brunettes parading around in exotic G-strings and lingerie,” io9 reported.[...]

They said clients would pay $9,500 for an “all-inclusive service,” featuring lap dances and intercourse from “a range of sexual gods and goddesses of different ethnicity, body shapes, ages, languages and sexual features.[...]

They also predicted robot prostitution would put a stop to human trafficking associated with the sex industry.

In effect, the paper predicts that RealDolls will be made sentient. Depending on your point of view, this is either deeply disturbing or a welcome potential escape from the exploitation involved in the sex industry. Unfeeling robots are far preferable to living, breathing, easily hurt people, but on the other hand, wouldn’t this simply reinforce the culture of consequenceless sex that’s been built up in America?

And let’s not even get into what certain Secret Service Agents might think…

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Comments (116)

  • billrow
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 9:20pm

    If Obama had a sex robot it would look just like Obama.

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  • moron1
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 9:09pm

    Add to Obama’s unemployment excuse list. Bush, hurricaines, tsunamis, earthquakes, ATMs and now…. robot hos!

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    • The Gooch
      Posted on April 20, 2012 at 9:14pm

      Well, it looks like the sex trade will have to unionize.
      Finally, a union YOU can screw.

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    • Blazeanswerman
      Posted on April 20, 2012 at 11:51pm

      I’m sure he’ll find a way to get some of dat guvment money (Obama money) to welfare roboho’s just trying to make a livin’.

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      Blazeanswerman  
  • justangry
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 9:08pm

    Think they’ll come with a mute button?

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    • Blazeanswerman
      Posted on April 20, 2012 at 11:54pm

      Too funny. Or how about shutting them off for a week out of each month. When they start complaining you just reach over for hug and shut’em down for a week, then turn them back on to hear… “Hi, honey. Can I make you a sandwich?

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  • the_united_states_of_britain
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 9:07pm

    Rusty.

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  • The Gooch
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 9:05pm

    Comforting how so much of modern tech. (home video, the Internet) is driven by sex. Can we start small? Can I get a robot to work in my garden?

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    The Gooch  
  • The-Monk
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 9:04pm

    Wasn’t that part of the movie “Blade Runner”? Or is this a new Senate Bill from Harry Reid?

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  • dissentnow
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:57pm

    I’m sure that there will be a market for robot prostitutes. Let the free market decide.

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  • Rayblue
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:53pm

    How “exotic” can a G-string be ?

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  • Baddoggy
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:53pm

    I love you long time…with Energizer battery,,,,
    Really…make one like my wife. Make her where she b ithches at me so i dont get homesick…

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  • Karama
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:41pm

    The culmination of robotic research to come up with this……. This has to be the lamest waste of research money ever. Robotics could be used for so much better things like surgery, aiding the blind, helping the invalid, but no this is what they decided to do with it. This kind of thing makes me think humanity should be wiped from the face of the planet, it seems we deserve it.

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    • mr.goodvibe
      Posted on April 21, 2012 at 1:13am

      Calm down,robots are already used for precision surgery and manufacturing, no need for genocide.

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    • taxpro4u03
      Posted on April 21, 2012 at 5:21am

      Don’t forget things that go ‘boom’ and tear stuff up to be rebuilt — Not REAL sure why ‘troops’ are even needed anymore – after all – the ‘biggest’ complaint’ has been that the ‘enemy’ didn’t “fight fair” — since recorded history…

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    • LostInTheSpin
      Posted on April 21, 2012 at 5:59am

      Maybe you can be the next Fuhrer in chief, since you know what’s best for the future of robotkind.

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    • Thatsenough
      Posted on April 21, 2012 at 2:43pm

      Anytime we start abusing things that look human, it generalizes to real people. And I recently saved an article that stated robots esp female robots could be vectors of infection if not routinely sterilized. So there are still risks. Serial killer often start out torturing and killing small animals. I can see people practicing and eventually, when the thrill is gone, move on to real people.
      If we start using robots for prostitution, we deserve to be wiped out.

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    • MAMMY_NUNN
      Posted on April 21, 2012 at 6:19pm

      Thatsenough
      Good points and what about the perv’s that will request children robots.

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  • PATRIOT802
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:34pm

    Wow, Cherri 2000 a reality…………………..Sick Puppies, lol

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  • KickinBack
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:28pm

    Trolls on the Blaze celebrate! You’re days in mom’s basement will now be less lonely.

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    • The Gooch
      Posted on April 20, 2012 at 9:11pm

      Yeah, but it appears even the “rental” price is prohibitive. So it appears not much will change with this technological sexual advance. Those very trolls will not have enough money for even a fake woman. It’s back to watching other people have sex. Insult to injury: Now the robots are gettin’ busy and the trolls can still only watch.

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    • Blazeanswerman
      Posted on April 20, 2012 at 11:58pm

      Yep I’m a troll. With my mothers love and support, I earned an education and made enough money to buy her a new home closer to me and my family. You are so right about us.

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    • crackerone
      Posted on April 21, 2012 at 11:12am

      @BLAZEANSWERS

      Congrats!!!

      Most trolls don’t make it out of Mom’s basement with their blow-up dolls. You sir, are a prime example of what hard work can do for a man, even if you are a troll.

      Live the dream my friend!

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  • ShyLow
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:26pm

    I want mine to look like Jennifer Grey from dirty dancing , and be programmed to go into the school-girl hick-ups whith a nice smack on the right place…if you don’t know what the school-girl hick-ups are just ask God to put you in them while you are in private…Warning…They can get a little wild

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    • ShyLow
      Posted on April 20, 2012 at 10:09pm

      Nobody puts baby in a corner… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0lOwj88TrQ …I am Aaron man , and the real Penny looked like Jennifer Grey last time I seen her…as I travel time for the future of mankind , nobody wants him…despised and rejected among men , it pleases the Lord to bruise him

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  • reconmarine
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:23pm

    I’m guessing the Secret Service would have preferred that. Pull the battery pack…end of scandal.

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  • lukerw
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:22pm

    Perfect… Robot Prostitutes. Robot Soldiers, Robotic Space Explorers… all to make people Safe under Big Brother. Then, once the System is working Perfectly… why do you need People?

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  • VoteRightDammit
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:20pm

    Of COURSE!

    You never saw the Woody Allen movie featuring ……. yep! an ORGASMATRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NEWS FLASH: The DOE just announced a $4 Billion ‘loan guarantee, funded out of the taxpayers ‘stimulus’ slush fund, to perfect an ‘orgasmatron’. The device is projected to cost only $750,000 each, but will be further supported by federal rebates so that inner city, disadvantaged single mothers can obtain one for only $200. Of course, the electricity to power the device will also be covered by federal rebate.

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  • suz
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:18pm

    not my style to comment on a story like this, but…it does seem to be a sanitary remedy. i mean, if you made a stainless steel robot you could stick the whole thing in the dishwasher.

    apologies.

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  • Belchfire V-8
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:13pm

    Cylons?

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    • kaydeebeau
      Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:17pm

      So do leftist think about anything besides sexual gratification?

      Isn’t such pervision one of the things on the communist list of things to accomplish to destroy American that they published in 1963 or something like that?

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    • dissentnow
      Posted on April 20, 2012 at 9:16pm

      There are just as many “salt of the earth” republicans that think about sexual gratification as there are liberals that do.

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    • 4BlueStars
      Posted on April 21, 2012 at 9:35am

      Fembots Baby, Yeah!

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  • JP4JOY
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:13pm

    I say make it a government project. In that way we can rest assured that it would NEVER become a reality, my proof… the Feds confiscated the Mustang Ranch Brothel outside Reno, NV a few years back and it went broke and they were selling whiskey and real women, go figure.

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  • Apple Bite
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:12pm

    You mean, no more complaints about how her head hurts? Awesummmm!

    The flip side of this, you don’t want a serious malfunction and things go awry….

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  • KickinBack
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:10pm

    Robot hookers. And when they go ballistic, call in the Bladerunners.

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  • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:09pm

    So, instead of STDs, be afraid of getting a computer virus or worm?
    What happens if they are programmed with “Malicious Logic”?
    So do you get your money back if they run out of battery power in the middle, or do they come with an extension cord?
    So, do you put your johnson in the “Floppy Drive”.
    How much RAM would they come with and will they be sexy enough to make your Drive Hard?
    If you get one pregnant, could you be sued for Copyright infringement, or making illegal copies?

    Thats all folks, remember, West World did not end well.

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  • rightwinger76
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:09pm

    Secret Service could be the test subjects for these things. What a sick species we are.

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  • 2small2succeed
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:07pm

    Domo arigato…..(LOL) Styx- ‘the time has come at last….to blow away the past’…..so everyone can see (lol) her true identity…..she’s ‘Thrill-Joy….Thrill-Joy….Thrill-Joy’. Fun parody on this one, now common on get real, can you negotiate with a cyborg/robot or if you don’t pay are you eliminated! Wonder how many Thrill-Joy customers can be serviced before Thrill-Joy needs servicing?
    Thank you….thank you….thank you (end of song).

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  • Workforit
    Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:04pm

    Hey, look at the bright side… You won’t have to buy one of those a house!

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    Workforit  

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