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Apr. 29, 2012 7:46am Madeleine Morgenstern

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Deckle
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 10:07am
There are many people of his race in America who love their pit bulls. I think this shows how stupid Obama is and he is destroying his own campaign!

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sawbuck
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 10:05am
US ‘The Difference Between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull? A Pit Bull is Delicious’
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Now Hockey DADS… That’s a whole different story

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- Living In NYC
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 12:32pm
  This is a very, very, very sick thought, not even a joke at all!
  
  Shows how classless the community organizer is! .As usual degrading women and those of us who do not fit into what he consider part his elistist group!
  
  The community organizer is nothing more than a foolish puppet and the court jester of who he perceives are elistist and the taxpayers know are fools!
  
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- lukerw
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 1:40pm
  It makes me think of… Sexual Preferences :)
  
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- Taquoshi
  Posted on April 30, 2012 at 8:11am
  Another example of Palin Syndrome. When are they going to get over it?
  
  BTW, I haven’t heard from PETA on this, have you? Nor NOW. Wonder if they are going to check in?
  Oh, wait, I forgot – he’s their boy.
  
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- WaitOneMinute
  Posted on April 30, 2012 at 9:28pm
  All three in one spike… oh I mean swipe, and what is wrong with hockey moms-BO please show that group of women some respect. Michael Vick does not approve of your remark neither and Peta is looking for you also.
  
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Small World
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:39am
He is a bad joke & the laugh is us especially if our votes are going to Spain. Check out Stephen Pidgeon The Error of Obama.Romney is not a muslim .Socialism. Spreading Poverty Equally since 2008..

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- blackyb
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 12:39pm
  Every person who votes should be tracked down. There should be independent people in every town, country and state to do this and call, contact and compare the vote with the person. If there are some who cannot be contacted or accounted for, then these should be thrown out. Spain should not be counting our votes, they are hostile to America, not overtly so, but are in such a way as not to appear obviously so. These votes should be each and every one accounted for. It is that important. These thugs need to be out of our White House and the Capitol moved back to some other location and clean house. Washington D.C. has been ruined for decades. Leave it to the natives. They can all stay there and raise all the hell they want to. Let it be a place of no man’s land or fenced in as a giant prison until such times as they can be sent to some island where they can live like the hedonists they want to live as. Send the Hollywood hedonists with them to the islands where they can be entertained in such a manner as they all decide. Keep them away from decent people and our children. This should be a goal to work on. We do not need those sorry people in this country dictating their hedonistic values upon the youth who are so dummed down by now as to be unable to think on their own of what is good or bad for them.
  
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- BarbieBabe
  Posted on April 30, 2012 at 12:58pm
  I agree with BlackyB..Move the capital to Kansas .
  
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redbone007
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:37am
Obama believes if he jokes about eating a dog, then it okay and all is forgotten.

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- CatB
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 11:07am
  My chihuahua says otherwise .. .her new shirt …and I have another one with the same idea also ordered
  
  http://www.cafepress.com/+mitt_romney_for_president_not_a_dog_eater_dog_t,638387776
  
  I find NO humor in eating dogs … but will use it to defeat Obama
  
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- CatB
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 1:47pm
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE3cpsdMg3Q&feature=related
  
  Dog EATER video.
  
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Skybottle1
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:32am
He is a dispicable person.

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buyundbuy
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:28am
Whenever Obama opens his mouth the content of his teleprompter scripted speech will fall under the classification of:
Lies
Distortions
Distractions.

Nothing new here folks. Now, move along. Move along.

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- Razlord
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 12:20pm
  preach ,brother,preach…
  
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- TRUMPETCALL
  Posted on April 30, 2012 at 7:14am
  Indeed!
  
  That “joke” wouldn’t even fly on Leno – even with a laugh track!
  
  And…. WHERE is the OUTRAGE from the feminists?
  
  How about from the “WAR on WOMEN” crowd??
  
  Seriously……
  
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- TRUMPETCALL
  Posted on April 30, 2012 at 9:10am
  Oooh, Oooh, OOOH!!!
  
  I forgot about the PETA people!!!
  
  Pit Bull with Soy Sauce…..
  
  ….. Mmmmmmm….. Soy Sauce……
  
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MR_ANDERSON
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:27am
His walk off line was a joke about the Secret Service. Are you serious?

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- okredstate
  Posted on April 30, 2012 at 4:35pm
  I hope they act distracted one day when they shouldn’t be.
  
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Pat Alexander
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:16am
He looked EXTREMELY uncomfortable. And the laughs were – not so much…

The curtain is falling down, and the wizard knows it.

I agree with EP46. He is on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

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- RamonPreston
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 11:19am
  Good. The sooner the better before he does more damage to America. He is having trouble remembering who he told what lie to.
  
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- TRUMPETCALL
  Posted on April 30, 2012 at 7:33am
  From your mouth to God’s ears.
  
  But wishing it won’t make it so……..
  
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kickagrandma
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:10am
BLAZE~~~ I posted an earlier email for the BLAZERS that contained a list of a video and books to read for our enlightenment…. I posted that list because of this duplicitous (expletive deleted) who has been imposed (NOT ELECTED) upon us. The list relates to this man and all who are implicit in his maintaining unchecked power.

Please, BLAZE, find that post and put it back up. Thank you.

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- RamonPreston
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 11:22am
  All posts demeaning to Obama are removed. Lots of my posts disappear. TheBlaze is pro-Obama. Look how many articles are about Obama. Bad coverage is better than no coverage. Keep him in the public eye.
  
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- Razlord
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 12:17pm
  posts disappear all the time…about 1/3 of my posts actually make it online.
  
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hempstead1944
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:05am
I watched and listened…..Obama was not very funny. What a collection of pimps, whores, shills, and wannabees…..the most worthless gathering of humanity this year.

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- CatB
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 11:09am
  I didn’t watch .. so it was full of people from NBC and MSNBC ;-)
  
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marine249
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:03am
No comment on his {jokes.}
I can’t stand to watch him.
I can’t to listen to him.
I can’t stand to read about him
I can’t stand anything about him
I would rather read posts from Tim

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- RamonPreston
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 11:24am
  I hope your talking about Obama. Have the same feelings for him myself.
  
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- jaylew
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 12:20pm
  I too struggle with all things that are him Marine….but as a fellow vet….can I ask that you just try to put that correspondence dinner in its rightful place? The event itself could NEVER even occur in this country had you, me….and all the other military men and women over the years NOT defended this nation from enemies that would put in place policies that would literally prevent something as silly as this correspondence dinner from ever occurring under their tyranny. Don’t fret over this silly dinner Marine249…..the freedom for this White House Dinner to occur….came along with all the other good and honest and nearly perfect freedoms that you swore and i swore to defend. It’s okay…I read your comments and I agree…..but I am only asking you to put this White House dinner in it’s proper perspective….and i think we both agree it is way way down on the totem pole. In fact were every attendee at that dinner not inebriated in either their own drunkenness of power or alcohol spirit…I would have put them all on buses and driven every single one of them to Arlington Cemetery after the dinner so they could sober up walking around the rows of graves.
  
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- christos
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 4:33pm
  ..Agree
  
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- christos
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 4:46pm
  ,,,Edit: I agree with MARINE249
  
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billjac
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:58am
More bread and circuses for the masses, this time in front of fawning “reporters” and celebrities. Anything to distract from Obama’s failed economic policy and national debt that will crush us all.

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- poorrichard09
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:08am
  He’s pretty brave surrounded by a bunch of media arse kissers, but he wouldn’t say that out in the general public.
  
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- turkey13
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:08am
  Three of my neighbors can’t find their dogs this morning! Just saw on CNN that the Humane Society will be fileing charges on Obama in the morning.
  
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- mils
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:15am
  HOPe all the “hockey Moms” were paying attention….you all just got slammed
  Obama may make light of the dog thing..but it just goes to show , 3 years later..and..they are still afraid of Palin , all in this one comment,.
  
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Abraham Young
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:57am
As President, Obama makes a great comedian.

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- kickagrandma
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 11:42am
  nice!
  
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- RamonPreston
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 10:38pm
  What you meant was “As a President he is a joke.”
  
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- pwatkins
  Posted on April 30, 2012 at 12:13am
  yep, he is HBO qualified.
  
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momrules
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:51am
A truly nasty, nasty little man with a lost soul entertaining a room filled with the doomed.

His joke about the conspiracy theory folks on the right that think he is planning to unleash some secret agenda…..he says they are absolutely right. Listen to the man, always listen, he wasn’t joking because he knows the joke is on us.

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disenlightened
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:47am
Nothing funny about a dog-eating failure who set out to destroy the country and almost succeeded. The day he and his sorry little family leave the White House should be celebrated as a national holiday forever.

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GoalieMom30
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:43am
What’s the difference between a Hockey Mom and Obama? the Hockey Mom actually respects the Office of the President. What a tool, I would love to see him in the crease and have Ovetckin fire some shots at him. Grrrrrrr…….Lets flush him down the toilet on November 7th!

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Geo0248
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:40am
Any comments PETA??????
If not, would there be if he was a Republican?
Tasteless to canine lovers but simply “dinner time fun” to liberals?
Hypocrites.

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- loriann12
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:23am
  Does it mean he’s eaten a hockey mom to compare the taste? He did live in Indonesia during the mass killings of 1967-68.
  
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cassandra
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:36am
the difference between obama and Americans is Freedom and Liberty or communism

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Joe1123
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:30am
Yeah he’s soooooo funny. I can hardly contain myself. Wonder how much he’ll be laughing on Nov. 7?

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progressiveslayer
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:29am
He’s the joke but the problem is the working people,the few of us out there who are still working have paid dearly for this idiot and his oppressive regime.

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Rayblue
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:28am
Ghost written, sloppy delivery of vote groveling insipidness at underwear skid level velocity.

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OhioMarcus
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:24am
not original with me, saw the comment on the yahoo news article about this: when no one laughed at his jokes, Obama blamed Bush

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orthodoxc
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:12am
This idiot is who the left looks up to. What a bunch of morons!

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EP46
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:09am
Keep the pressure building and we will witness a complete break down before Nov. These are not the actions of a healthy person.

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- kickagrandma
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:24am
  Indeed! PRAY. PRAY. PRAY.
  
  EDUCATE AND INFORM.
  
  PRAY some more (without ceasing) all through the day and night. Remember to THANK GOD IN ALL THINGS for that is HIS WILL for us….
  
  HE has our names inscribed in the palms of HIS hands; the hairs of our heads numbered; and our tears in HIS bottle.
  
  HE knows us and calls us by name.
  
  Time to check in with HIM if you haven’t in a while.
  
  The people currently in charge of our country are absolutely possessed and consumed by satan.
  
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- allyoucaneatbaby
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 1:24pm
  How bout sharing some of those meds w the rest of us grandma….can’t wait to read this site after reelection, gonna be so funny lol.
  
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- christos
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 4:42pm
  To KICKAGRANDMA—Great post and reminder for all Believers,,,
  
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lottcha
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:09am
He isn’t funny at all.

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- kickagrandma
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:15am
  You got that right!
  
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- EqualJustice
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 12:23pm
  The SAD part is these morons at the event actually LAUGHED? Why is really “eating” a dog FUNNY?
  
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- MAMMY_NUNN
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 2:51pm
  He’s as funny as Kim Jung Ill cracking a joke about North Koreans starving to death.
  
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- AmazingGrace8
  Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:33pm
  Remember the masses of N Koreans crying & wailing over the dead ruler? News items were coming out that the people who did not show enough “anguish” over this great leader’s death were punished? Rows & Rows of people crying & wailing. What a spectacle of the oppressed masses!
  Bet there were alot of “sharp-elbows” in this room or alittle “kick/nudge” under the table to get “into” the president’s comic moments! Oh what a web we “spin”.
  
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