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Geraldo Details Graphic TSA Experience: ‘I Got Manually Raped by a Guy Who…Was Getting Off on it’

Geraldo Rivera TSA

Fox News

On the heels of an 18-month-old girl getting kicked off a plane for appearing on the Transportation Security Administration’s no-fly list, Fox News host Geraldo Rivera shared his own TSA experience where he claimed he “got manually raped by a guy” who was “getting off on it.”

“I was on the no-fly list,” Rivera told the “Fox and Friends” hosts Friday. “For a long time when they first computerized the no-fly list, I would get my boarding pass and it would have three ‘S’s.”

He said every time he flew he would be “shuffled off” for additional screening and questioning until he started complaining about it on television.

“After enough kicking and screaming and embarrassing, embarrassment to the TSA of their utter incompetence in terms of managing this program – they talked about glitches in the computer program – at some point, they finally got it together,” he said of getting his name removed from the list.

But Rivera’s TSA woes weren’t over: “I tell you the last time I flew to Afghanistan I got manually raped by a guy who – the scanner wasn’t working.”

“He wanted to make sure…” host Steve Doocy offered.

“But making sure is one thing,†Rivera said. “This guy, it seemed to me, was getting off on it, I — â€

“Oh my gosh,†host Gretchen Carlson laughed.

“ — and the more and the tighter I got and the angrier I got,†said Rivera. “He just wanted to be a little more intimate.â€

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Comments (131)

  • BeingThere
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:29am

    Sorry, but I just have so many questions!!! Geraldo, if the rape was “automatic” rather than manual, would that be acceptable to you? :-)

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    • ProbIemSoIver
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 12:14pm

      Frisking Geraldo ensures I will be safe from a suicide bomber in my local mall and grocery store.

      Makes sense, right?

      Oh, I am so scared of the Muslim boogieman. Frisk everybody !!!!!

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    • AZRACISTBIGOT
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:05pm

      Geraldo, Was it as good for you as it was for him???
      Inquirin minds want to know :-)

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    • Baddoggy
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:05pm

      Geraldo…Could not have happened to a bigger jerk…YOU! I hate the TSA but I am glad they had theri way with you…makes me smile.

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    • Godfather.1
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:23pm

      What’s funny is that if this was under Bush, none of you would have a problem with it, or at least you wouldn’t say anything.

      Remember all of Bush’s warrantless wiretaps that all conservatives had no problem with?

      This is not defending things the TSA does, it is just pointing out that you are all a bunch of hypocrites.

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    • poorrichard09
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 2:27pm

      Geraldo must need a ratings boost (assuming he HAS ratings).

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    • ProbIemSoIver
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 2:27pm

      @Godfather1

      You claim that I am a hypocrite and have no evidence to substantiate that.

      I have evidence that you falsely assume and generalize.

      I am a libertarian and loathed the Bushes nearly as much as their family relative Obama
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ldZS9PL9KE

      You need to understand that you have been brainwashed. This 3 minute video will help erase what the global banksters have instilled into your mindset. This also shows that the left-wingers should embrace the Constitution.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RewUP-Fdhqk

      Remember that the conservatives are not the enemy of the liberals or vice-versa.

      Although, communists are the enemy of the capitalists.

      The Banksters have indoctrinated the left to help them to carry out their global agenda.
      These are the people that the liberals should focus their anger at:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlCs7u1ihws

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    • NeoFan
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 3:09pm

      So if its a 90 pound women like Michelle Malkin Geraldo says he will spit in her face but when it come to a male TSM agent he loses his will to become violent.
      After the Malkin incident Orielly kicked her off the show and kept Geraldo. Go Figure.
      Nice to see Gerry Rivers getting some of the treatment he champions for the common man.

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    • johnjamison
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 3:33pm

      And he can’t wait to fly back for seconds.

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    • lukerw
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 4:26pm

      He is such a Liberal A$$! It’s all good when it happens to others… but he is of the Elite, so in this case it is Bad!

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      lukerw  
    • muffythetuffy
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 5:41pm

      Three Ss (SSS) They Place Three Ss On My Ticket Too

      I use to have a Top Secret Clearance not that long ago so the only thing that could give me SSS would be my NRA membership and gun ownership. Hmmm. Sometimes the TSA really squeeze your balls hard and it hurts.

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    • muffythetuffy
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 5:44pm

      TSA has been making money by offering jobs to Pedophiles, Sex Offenders, and ex-Cons. The TSA workers actually pay TSA to work. Its a good thing Homeland Security has arrested those Amish Dairy Farmers who were selling fresh milk.

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      muffythetuffy  
    • silentwatcher
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:14pm

      I stopped flying years ago. I won’t fly again until the mess gets cleaned up.

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    • Nvrat
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:22pm

      Heck, Geradildo most likely would go back for a second pass!

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      Nvrat  
  • sURFNmADNESS
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:27am

    (in best fat b@stard voice).

    But Geraldo, you’re just so dam sexxy!

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    • scuba13
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:28pm

      Somebody find out if John Travolta was the T.S.A. screener that felt up Geraldo.

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  • BeingThere
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:26am

    If this happened to Chris Matthews he would feel a tingle up his leg? Come on Geraldo, admit it, it moved, right? :-)

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    BeingThere  
  • flsnipe
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:22am

    No news here, Geraldo just trying to stay relevant He is a has been Go to MSNBC every one who goes through a TSA screening Knows its a Farce.

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  • BeingThere
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:14am

    Geraldo, due to your celebrity status I really think you should have Janetalia Napolitano’s personal attention and service when getting your pat down. I’m going to write my representatives about this, it’s just not right!

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    BeingThere  
  • cassandra
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:09am

    get use to it if we allow the TSA to be run by the government

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  • BeingThere
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:06am

    Gee Geraldo, see what happens when you don’t protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America? When you support the most un-American traitor we’ve ever had in the white house???? Enjoy, it couldn’t happen to a nicer guy!!! LO effin’ L.

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    BeingThere  
  • Mandors
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:04am

    We’re trusting our national security to people who couldn’t get hired at Denny’s.

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    Mandors  
  • Mutiny
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:03am

    What is Romney’s stance on the TSA?

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  • Rational Man
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:57am

    I think this was more Gerry’s fantasy than the TSA guy…………..

    Gerry is an infamous exagerater.

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  • Hoppy
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:53am

    Getting the hots for Geraldo is about the most perverse thing I can think of.

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    Hoppy  
  • cookcountypatriot
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:52am

    hes just mad because the number the guy gave him is a fake…he loved it

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  • Ruckus_Tom
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:52am

    The Fourth Amendment; do away with the TSA; and start profiling.

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    Ruckus_Tom  
    • banjarmon
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 12:49pm

      Well SAID!!!!

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      banjarmon  
    • Baddoggy
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:07pm

      Ding ding ding we have a winner! You are correct sir!

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    • Ramv36
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 8:04pm

      At the very least, bring in the Israelis to train them. They know a bit about preventing terrorism on their flights.
      A GREAT idea I’ve heard proposed is to give TSA hiring preference to returning Iraq/Afghan veteran soldiers. They’re already specially trained, tested, and experienced at spotting the suspicious behavior that precedes an attack (they had to for survival!).
      This would hopefully lend the TSA at least some credibility and respect, AND would go a long way toward reducing the number of unemployed veterans. Why would we spend millions on their training and skilllsets, put them in harms way, then bring them home and say “Good luck!”? They are a valuable resource that deserves utilization, and I think that would be a perfect way to do it!

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  • AxelPhantom
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:46am

    Apparently they haven’t heard the proclaimation of the great one “the war on terror is over”…. we don’t need the TSA anymore.

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  • Hrothgar
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:44am

    Maybe the agent thought Geraldo was smuggling a summer sausage in his pants?

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    Hrothgar  
  • The_Jerk
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:39am

    Truth be told, Geraldo the progressive loved every minute.

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    • TheEDGE
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:07pm

      The agent must have been white or something other than “Latino”. If the agent’s name were Juan or Felipe we’d have heard nothing about this.

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      TheEDGE  
  • urrybr
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:35am

    What would the TSA do if, while getting felt up, you started acting like it was turning you on, and you started to giggle and moan. It’s almost tempting to turn the tables on these Robo-cops.

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    • SWODADDY
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:55am

      I’ve thought the same thing, but it would probably delay you even more.

      I want to tell them that I’m a recovering homosexual and need the opposite sex to give me the pat down for fear of a relapse.

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    • MEANS2RESIST
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:41am

      Why there hasn’t been more TSA agents with smashed faces is beyond me.

      Why the sheep continue to pay outreageous fees to fly is beyond me.

      Why a private firm has not come in with a better, more cost effective plan is beyond me.

      Michael “Skeletor” Chertoff from the Bush admin & many in the current admin have shares in the body scanner & security business.

      Boycott flying, hit the airlines with protests for six months, refuse to fly, cause them to lose revenue and you’ll see the TSA get disbanded.

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  • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:32am

    One more reason to dispose of the TSA across the board.

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    Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}  
  • Iron_Dawg
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:29am

    Let’s re-privatize the TSA so it can be safety can be economical and so we can FIRE the dead weight!

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  • Inlightofthings
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:29am

    Perhaps Geraldo is simply suffering from paranoid homophobia…?

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    Inlightofthings  
  • Philo Beddoe
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:26am

    This is your guy obamunist increasing the TSA power in the name of security.

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  • All American American
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:23am

    For God’s sake they advertise on PIZZA boxes! What type of applicant do you think you’re getting at TSA? Its easy to turn stupid morons into gubmint goons and jackboots.

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  • On The Bayou
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:23am

    That Rivera sure likes to bring attention to himself!

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    On The Bayou  
    • blaaaaackwoman
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:51am

      Just what I was thinking.

      “ — and the more and the tighter I got and the angrier I got,†said Rivera.” Is he talking about his anal sphincter clenching up?

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      blaaaaackwoman  
    • TheEDGE
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:43pm

      Remember how after 9/11 this guy was all over television sounding like Michael Savage?

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      TheEDGE  
  • Obama Nation
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:20am

    InfoWars Exposes Army Cover-up of US Re-education Camps (Video)

    http://gulagbound.com/29457/infowars-exposes-army-cover-up-of-us-re-education-camps-video/

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    Obama Nation  
    • TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:59am

      Take it from an old Soldier Alex Jones… when you get to the camps… don’t volunteer for anything!

      If they ask you if you have a driver’s license you’ll just end up pushing a wheelbarrow. Don’t go snipe hunting and refuse to look for a bucket of steam, prop wash or left handed monkey wrench. And DEFINATELY don’t drink or eat anything there because of the salt peter….

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      TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12  
    • justangry
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:10am

      Yeah, I heard about that and it’s scary. There’s always that skeptism though from Prison Planet material. I mean, I’ll listen, but… I just like seeing other people talking about it before I give it much weight. Besides no one here will look at it anyway. They’ll believe teenage girls can exorcise demons from people on reality tv though.

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    • justangry
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:32am

      Hey Time2… They once told me to go way below deck to look for “bulkhead” remover. I went down there and took an extra nooner. They all laughed at me, but… well I felt refreshed.

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    • TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:48am

      A “NOONER?” Lmao. Your definition and MY definition of a “nooner” is slighly different! But I get your drift… lol. It DOES however remind me of a few Navy jokes…..

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    • justangry
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:52pm

      The only navy jokes I heard were about submariners. 100 men go down, 50 couples come back up. (sorry submariners… I don’t really think that way about you) Probably can’t say that in today’s navy.

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    • TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 2:28pm

      Lmao!

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      TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12  
  • Gonzo
    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:20am

    Yea Geraldo, you’re not nearly as hot as you imagine.

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    Gonzo  

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