Internet meme and iconic actor Chuck Norris– the man who inspired countless phrases like “Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door” and “Chuck Norris is why Waldo is hiding”– has joined the political fray in Wisconsin on the side of Governor Scott Walker, and is wasting no time in galvanizing the man’s supporters.
He wrote in an article Sunday: “Wisconsin Democrats, Washington elite and insiders, and liberal special interests have joined together to fight for the recall of Gov. Scott Walker in Wisconsin in Tuesday’s election. But last Friday, when I saw them also send in the big guns, former President Bill Clinton himself, against Gov. Walker, I knew I had to enter the ring, too.”
The article is aptly titled, “President Bill Clinton Vs. Scott Walker and Me.”
Norris continued to discuss the economic facts on the ground in Wisconsin, and how the state’s unemployment and relative deficit compare to the national average, before declaring:
Walker’s recall is not just about Wisconsin; it is about national reform. It’s about living within our means. It’s about taking back our republic. It is about saving our nation and posterity, one election and state at a time.
That is why Gov. Scott Walker himself recently appealed to patriots across his state and our country, in which he wrote this:
“For more than a generation in Wisconsin, the power of special interests and the liberal elite have gone largely unchecked. My administration finally stood up to them, and we changed the way we do things in government in Wisconsin. That’s why my opponents are so desperate to defeat me in this recall. They want to roll back the clock and take us back to the days of skyrocketing taxes, bloated budgets, and unchecked and unaccountable spending. We cannot let that happen …”
Gov. Walker, I agree, and so do a multitude of other patriots across your state and this nation.
The last thing Wisconsin and our republic needs is another tax-and-spend liberal in charge of its state. If that happens, we conservatives must also be realistic about this: If the far left can recall Gov. Walker, then it could open the floodgates to sweep the country with more of the same recalls.
That is why my wife, Gena, and I are encouraging everyone to vote for the incumbent Scott Walker for governor of Wisconsin.
If you know anyone in Wisconsin, call them today and give them reasons why they should vote for Gov. Walker. Also, please immediately post Gov. Walker’s social network pages to your Facebook, Twitter and YouTube accounts by going to ScottWalker.org. We have no time to lose.
While Norris concluded: “Ronald Reagan was right, ‘Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same,’” it wouldn’t be unusual for social media forums to greet the announcement with a number of clever, political Chuck Norris jokes.
























































































































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The_Plumber_Says
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:43pmChuck Norris can get a Mcdonalds breakfast after 11.00 at Wendys
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RANGER1965
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:48pmChuck Norris’ tears cure cancer.
Too bad he never cries.
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The-Monk
Jun. 3, 2012 at 10:03pmI really like all the Chuck Norris sayings…. : )
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yetibunker
Jun. 3, 2012 at 10:11pmevery time chuck norris punches a liberal in the balls the second hand moves on all the clocks.
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recoveringneocon
Jun. 3, 2012 at 10:12pmHere is the Chuck Norris with Glenn Beck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGUcUuMEXVc
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The-Monk
Jun. 3, 2012 at 10:36pmWhen Chuck Norris cleans his finger nails…. the dust that gets picks out is David Carradine.
Just made that one up a few minutes ago.
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NancyBee
Jun. 3, 2012 at 11:04pmHooray for Chuck!
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jzs
Jun. 3, 2012 at 11:18pmChuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Jaycen
Jun. 3, 2012 at 11:40pmChuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, and then got up and walked it off.
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The-Monk
Jun. 4, 2012 at 12:13am@jzs
Hey JeZuS, back for your nightly drive by hit and run?
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PATTY HENRY
Jun. 4, 2012 at 12:31amAtta Boy CHUCK!!! Walker deserves all the back up he can get. HE had the guts to tell the UNIONS…getouttahere you’re messing with MY STATE!! And in just a few short months, WALKER has lowered the deficit or eliminated it, no teachers laid off, no TAXES raised and balanced a budget…
this is how REAL MEN do things. SHAME on those UNION THUGS for lying to all those teachers and telling them schools would be ruined…the ONLY thing RUINING anything is the bloody Unions.
YOU GO CHUCK!!!
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The-Monk
Jun. 4, 2012 at 12:33am@jzs
“Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.”
So I take it that both sides of your brain are dead now…
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The_Almighty_Creestof
Jun. 4, 2012 at 12:37amGN is a twit. He’d sell lead tubes to replace the cardboard tube in rolls of toilet paper if he could con people into believing it was a new piece of excercise equipment courtesy of Ronco…for only $19.99
Heck, there is a Youtube video of him on some show where they hand him a card that has the top 10 “Chuck Norris sayings” typed on it…and he could barely read.
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AngryDwarf
Jun. 4, 2012 at 12:55amChuck Norris can impregnate a woman, …just by staring at her.
(my all time favorite)
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RGFROMTEXAS
Jun. 4, 2012 at 1:20amJust a reminder that Mr Norris is member of SAG-AFTRA. Collects thousands in residuals from his TV reruns because of their negotiations over the years to have “residual benefits” put in to actor’s contracts. I’m not saying he doesn’t deserve them, I like his work. However, there has to be some sort of conflict in his words.
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Johnny2Guns
Jun. 4, 2012 at 1:41amChuck Norris used to work at an office and a coworker once asked him for the three hole punch … No one ever made that mistake again.
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TexasKnight
Jun. 4, 2012 at 1:45amA cut in paste of most of the jokes here….enjoy, wish I could take credit for them.
Chuck Norris can get a Mcdonalds breakfast after 11.00 at Wendys
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer…Too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
When Chuck Norris does pushups he doesn’t push himself up…He pushes the world down.
When Chuck Norris goes for a swim… he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
The boogie man looks under his bed to make sure Chuck Norris isn’t there.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever been wrong is the time he thought he made a mistake.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
Chuck Norris could turn 0bama into a capitalist!
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago. But the grim reaper is afraid to tell him.
In the game rock paper scissors, Chuck Norris can beat rock with scissors
Most guys can pee their names in snow…Chuck Norris can pee his name in concrete.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Unix
Jun. 4, 2012 at 8:21amI’m with Chuck! We have to hope and pray Gov Walker prevails, this will set the Progressives on their ears! It will pave the way for November, when we vote the rest of the Progressives OUT of power, for good!
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suttonea76
Jun. 4, 2012 at 8:53amGEICO could save 15% by switching to Chuck Norris!
It’s dangerous for the sun to look directly into Chuck Norris!
DST adjusts for Chuck Norris!
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gsplgtr
Jun. 4, 2012 at 9:01amYETIBUNKER Liberals don’t have any balls. Just look at our President.
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JRook
Jun. 4, 2012 at 9:36amHow about a detailed review of the $25 Million plus of outside money being invested in support of Walker. Very telling that he has to go outside the state to raise money.
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KeystoneState
Jun. 4, 2012 at 9:43amIf at first you don’t succeed, your not Chuck Norris.
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rangerp
Jun. 4, 2012 at 9:51amChuck Norris counted to infinity…… twice.
One of the joys of being deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan. You get to read all of the Chuck Norris feats on the port-o-john walls.
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sy212
Jun. 4, 2012 at 10:00amChuck Norris is such a tough guy, he’s not even afraid of himself.
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encinom
Jun. 4, 2012 at 10:04amNorris is acting like a hired thug for the rich and elite to beat down the workers and the common man.
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rangerp
Jun. 4, 2012 at 10:12amencinom
You are scared of Chuck.
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rangerp
Jun. 4, 2012 at 10:18amENCINOM
Unions are acting like a hired thug for the elite socialists to beat down the tax payers and the common man.
So how much money does Nancy Pelosi have? How about the Kennedys? The Clintons? You commn man, aint so common.
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
Thomas Jefferson
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson
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oneshiner
Jun. 4, 2012 at 10:26amLove that Chuck Norris.
The article is aptly titled, “President Bill Clinton Vs. Scott Walker and Me.” (and me too, Chuck)
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encinom
Jun. 4, 2012 at 10:32amYes Ranger Dan,
Herr Walker was caught on video telling billionaires that his goal is to the break unions. The Koch Brothers and the rest of the Furher Walker’s backers have out spent the democrates 25 to 1.
The question is do we want a return to the era of the robber barrons, the to age of the Great Gatesby, were the rich were above the love and own the politicans or do we want the unions, the workers, the commen man to have a fair shot.
Ranger Dan you are nothing more than a loyal serf, bending over for the rich and gladly marching your family into serfdom. As long as you can pray your mind out, you have little care or need for democracy or freedom.
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Unix
Jun. 4, 2012 at 11:01amJROOK – if you were HONEST, you would also mention the thousands of activists bused in by the Progressive left to demonize Walker, and the hundreds of thousands of dollars from unions and left interest groups. But you wouldn’t do that would you? Dishonesty is a liberal trait.
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Docrow
Jun. 4, 2012 at 11:24amThe difference is that SAG-AFTRA is a private sector union. If a private sector union negotiates for a higher pay the corporation passes this along o the consumer. As a consumer I do not have to buy the higher priced product. When a public sector union wants to raise pay I as a tax payer can not opt out of the service. The public sector unions hold the tax payer hostage over services that should be provided by government for what ever amount they wish.
IMO: Unions in general control a persons productivity and the ability to earn pay according to successes and does not punish a persons failures. Equal opportunity has been washed out by a false belief that we have a right to equal out come. There is not an utopia that can exist by human hands.
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rangerp
Jun. 4, 2012 at 11:52amencinom
There was a time and a place for unions, but they outgrew their usefulness. The unions coupled with democrat over regulation have destroyed Detroit, and most business in the US. Thus the reason so many businesses are moving elsewhere.
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encinom
Jun. 4, 2012 at 12:57pmrangerp
Posted on June 4, 2012 at 11:52am
encinom
There was a time and a place for unions, but they outgrew their usefulness. The unions coupled with democrat over regulation have destroyed Detroit, and most business in the US. Thus the reason so many businesses are moving elsewhere.
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Business left cause Americans wouldn’t work for slave wages in unsafe factories. The regulations you complain about prevent a rivers from catching on fire again or keep workers safe from employers who would blance the sheets with the limbs of its employees.
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rangerp
Jun. 4, 2012 at 2:42pmENCINOM
“Americans wouldn’t work for slave wages in unsafe factories.” No, American will not work, when they discovered that Obama and the dems will pay them just the same, if they stay home and do nothing. Now they supplement the income with meth labs and crime, and mexican come do the work that Americans on welfare are to lazy to do.
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LowIQGenius
Jun. 4, 2012 at 4:09pmHaha leave it to encinom (and all the other typical liberal trolls) to overuse hyperbole and slanderous speech to avoid having an intellectual conversation. This guy is just a confused masochist who parades as an egotistical hate-baiter.
To encinom: it’s not normal to want to be the center of negative attention. You might want to have yourself looked at.
By the way, Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees :)
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Laken
Jun. 5, 2012 at 2:45pmVote in Greta’s poll….How interested are YOU in today’s recall election?
Scroll down…on right side of page
http://gretawire.foxnewsinsider.com/
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The_Plumber_Says
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:41pmChuck Norris can speak braille.
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RANGER1965
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:49pmWhen Chuck Norris does pushups he doesn’t push himself up.
He pushes the world down.
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Bludstorm
Jun. 3, 2012 at 10:45pmWhen Chuck Norris goes for a swim… he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck.
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Bluebonnet
Jun. 3, 2012 at 10:53pmPraise the Lord, Chuck saw the light. Just wish I could go to Wisconsin and vote for Walker at every precinct. You know the unions have bussed people in from all over to do their fake voting……….but this time “WE WIN” and the nasty, ugly, hateful people who caused trouble (while the world watched them make nasty fools of themselves) lose, especial the school teachers who were examples of what we don’t want our kids to emulate or learn anything from. Ugly people those protest teachers.
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cielorojo
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:39pmFrom Tucson Arizona,Good luck Governor Scott Walker!
Thanks Chuck Norris.
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BlesstheJews
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:39pmSuperman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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RANGER1965
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:51pmChuck Norris see’s dead people.
…and they run!
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uslawman1983
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:39pmMr. Norris is an American Patriot. Our numbers seem to be dwindling these days so its good to have his prominent voice at the forefront. The reckoning is coming on Tuesday in Wisconsin, then in November.
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possom
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:37pmDamn Ted Nugent and Chuck Norris in the whitehouse would give the lib’s a fit! Let’s vote them in and whtch the progressive’s melt down!
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KingCanon
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:35pmEveryone in Hollywood can’t be stupid.
Ninety-nine percent maybe, but not everyone.
Thank God for men like Chuck!
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mharry860
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:49pmGary Sinise is another patriot.
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love the kids
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:55pmYou say, “everyone in Hollywood can’t be stupid”. That is correct, but do you notice it is the ones who had something going on BEFORE they became part of Hollywood?
I believe a lot of these actors have “Lottery syndrome”. They became famous by being in the right place at the right time, just like buying the winning lottery ticket. But folks like Chuck had no intentions of being an actor, he had the drive to be the best at something, and then Hollywood came knocking. They KNOW what it is like to earn it.
My brother wants and try’s to be an actor, but hasn’t been choosen at any casting calls. That’s what I mean about being at the right place at the right time, one day he might just happen on the perfect time. But I will tell you he is in the Actors Guild union because he has done 2 VERY SMALL parts and had 2 join and when he comes to visit, he is very vocal that we don’t watch ANY reality TV because he says it is putting actors out of work. My arguement was that there are MORE people working on those reality shows than an “actor” show.
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oneshiner
Jun. 4, 2012 at 11:46amYes, there a really quite a few show biz people who are conservatives. Instinctively I know them and support them as much as possible.
I also know and delete from my life ‘any and all, and everything’ those ignorant liberal types (usually hateful, sickening idiots) like Barb Streisand and her entire ilk. Don’t always remember their names off hand, but I know who you are and avoid you people like the plague. Sick libs who think kissing up to your lib buddies gives you an important ’cause’ which is total bunk. You’re irrelevant people.
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possom
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:33pmGo get’um chuck!
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rickc34
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:25pmA true American and brother in the Lord.
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dealer@678
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:39pmThe calvary has arrived. Thanks Chuck from one Texan to another
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338lapua
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:58pmOn the serious side. I love the company that is with me. On tuesday the fifth, the progressive agenda in Wisconsin dies a LONG overdue death. Scott Walker is a hero to those of us here who have had ENOUGH of the excesses of government. Rebecca needs ALL of our support as well. WE SIMPLY CANNOT HAVE A UNIONISTA waiting in the wings for Walker to encounter some “difficulty” staying healthy if you know what I mean. The thugs would kill him in a second. MAKE SURE Rebecca Kleefisch gets your vote as well.
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Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:55pmI hope that Walker will survive the recall attempt; just expect that the instant the results are in, if he is still in office the leftists, unions, anarchists and Occupy bands will be unleashed in protests and mass demonstrations to force a violent response before all the media.
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338lapua
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:59pmI wouldn’t hold my breath……all the heavy hitters have exited the building. Only the hardcore, and the homeless that get paid to vote are left. Elvis really has left the building.
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Al J Zira
Jun. 3, 2012 at 10:38pmIf this isn’t a reason for voter ID, I don’t know what is? The left is busing them in by the hundreds to rig this election. It’s just a preview of things to come.
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marybethelizabeth
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:43pmChuck Norris?
World Net Daily?
Not very reputable voices.
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RepubliCorp
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:53pmHey Now……Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his model 10
( just seen this on a bumper sticker)
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338lapua
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:03pmMary Beth Elizabeth…………only posts here, because Chuck Norris hasn’t cut off George Soros endless supply of front organizations who supply her/him/it a paycheck. Beware MBE, Chuck Knows who you are…….
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JACKTHETOAD
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:13pmcrybaby!
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spfoam1
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:17pmTell me, which voice do you find reputable, Gollum?
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DesertRose1960
Jun. 3, 2012 at 10:18pmMarybethElizabeth, They poo-poo-ed my posting of something from Truthout.org but they will believe anything that WND or ANY conservative blog that posts some cut and paste, made up story as it it’s delivered from the lips of God. A few weeks back, WND had a vlog where the guy said that Liberals were funding the making of “hamburger” from recycled poop. It was on several blogs, all of them Conservative. Of course, it was a total hoax, but it floated around like a turd in the punchbowl for days. Then there’s the fake shortage on reloadable brass, it went round and round in Conservative circles. Again, Liberals are supposed to be the ones who don’t recognize facts. When I post links, I link to government charts or articles in the main stream media. But those don’t count because it isn’t a Conservative blog, a really bad actor or a fringy website.
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MrObvious
Jun. 3, 2012 at 11:08pmlol – Chuck’s going to help Scott send SEIU packing.
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Apple Bite
Jun. 3, 2012 at 11:35pmYeah…
And listening to Elizabeth Warren and Chris Matthews just sends a tingle up your woolly stockings… Right Mary?
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marybethelizabeth
Jun. 4, 2012 at 1:58amMr. Desert Rose sir
Everyone has posts disappear on theblaze.
They do not have anyone there that knows how to tune the software properly.
I think they are rebuilding each page with all the tags every time it regenerates, using about 10 times the bandwidth that is necessary.
This is because Glenn Beck says an incantation and then looks for signs as fulfillment of the incantation.
He calls this prayer when it is really sorcery
So he hires people just because they happen to be at a certain place at a certain time, or so he claims.
It’s really sort of anti-American, not hiring the person with the most ability; the best person for the job.
Anyway, everyone has post disappear.
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De-Elect
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:42pmGovernor Walker just smoked Mayor Barrett in a debate on Cspan. Barrett was and is totally outclassed. They are replaying the debate 6 am june 5th.
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jonjon
Jun. 4, 2012 at 8:34amhey marybeth not hiring the people most qualified for the job sounds very unionish , throw in a little nepatism and there would be no dought , whats the problem
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Constructionist
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:40pmBears aren’t really hibernating; they’re avoiding Chuck Norris.
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RANGER1965
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:53pmChuck Norris makes onions cry.
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abbygirl1994
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:37pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na5OMdHip-g How to take our country back!
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338lapua
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:35pmThe ONLY reason Tom Barrett has not conceded this race……is because Chuck Norris didn’t ask. Chuck Norris OBVIOUSLY wants Tom’s face ground into the sidewalk on tuesday. DON’T LET CHUCK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
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LeadNotFollow
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:35pm…
America needs more true patriots like Chuck Norris.
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GrandmaNRichmondTX
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:59pmI believe there are more of than there are of “them”. We don’t wreak havoc in the streets. We don’t get on TV and lie (unlike the current occupant of OUR White House). Instead we are quietly getting our families, friends and neighbors aware of the turmoil that is threatening our country. On November 6 we will show obama just exactly what we think of him. He’s outta there!
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Amma K
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:29pmAgree – these public unions have awoken a sleeping giant. We will no longer be silent!!!
Vote Scott Walker and Rebecca Kleefisch for Wisconsin sanity!!!!!!
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abbygirl1994
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:34pmIt is time to take our country back! And its time for union employess take care of their own medica and retirements like the rest of us have! God Bless America!!
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blackyb
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:09pmWe have give all we are going to give to those people. We have cast our pearls to the swine long enough. They are using our money to indoctrinate our children, destroy our churches, to keep them in office and to kill little babies and rebel against God, the country and those who want a good and decent life. Get them out and send them packing. They are using our own money to dumb down our children and teach them filth and sin is alright because they say so. They need to go NOW.
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SovereignSoul
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:21pmStand up and stop giving them your money. It is time for more action and less talk.
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kickagrandma
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:26pmWe agree. We support Gov. Walker. Tried to put it on basefook, but wouldn’t post….????
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lukerw
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:26pmHow can one argue against… the Facts?
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BetterInformed
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:22pmThe boogie man looks under his bed to make sure Chuck Norris isn’t there.
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scuba13
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:44pmThe only time Chuck Norris has ever been wrong is the time he thought he made a mistake.
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13th Imam
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:47pmSuperman wears Chuck Norris underpants
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Want our country back
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:21pmWelcome Chuck Norris…. the more the merrier.
Vote: Scott Walker and Rebecca K
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blackyb
Jun. 3, 2012 at 9:06pmYeah, me too. You are with us and us you. We are for our Republic and getting the garbage out of the White House. It is time to stand. These people have had their say, now it is time we had ours.
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copatriots
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:21pmGit r done, Chuck! You da man and you love your country! I usually don’t like celebrity endorsements but I can make an exception for you.
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trueamerican40
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:20pmMaybe Chuck could kung-foo all the communists in guberment upside the head.
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progressiveslayer
Jun. 3, 2012 at 8:15pmWay to go Chuck,now get out to Wisconsin and kick some union thugs @ss.
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